Get out your Springfield mob torches and Dixie Chick Tonka Trucks because there's going to be a book burning on Brothers & Sisters tonight! Turns out Kitty (Calista Flockhart) published a tell-all memoir and didn't tell her family. Needless to say the revelation doesn't go over all that well with the Walker family. Oh and did I mention there was a culinary malfunction?

I wonder what might be in the juicy memoir that we the viewers don't already know? Forget Charm! or Marcy McBain's novel, I would so pick up a Walker family tell-all at Barnes & Noble faster than Brian Frons can say cheap perfume tie-in.

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While the daytime soap world is in a tizzy over whether or not two gay teens should kiss or not, ABC primetime will end its season with two gay weddings, er civil unions, according to a special primetime soap edition of TV Guide Canada's The Suds Report. Don't expect to see Eric Winter (ex-Rex, Days of Our Lives) coming back to complicate things at Kevin and Scotty's season finale wedding on Brothers and Sisters.

“We’ve done the gay triangle already; it’s time to move on to something else,” Matthew Rhys (Kevin) shared with Nelson Branco at the GLAAD awards.

ABC's other Sunday night powerhouse, Desperate Housewives, will also see Bob and Lee, the gay couple who serves as the bane of Susan's existance, tie the knot during its season ender, which will reportedly flash the show forward five years.

Nelson asked DH headman Marc Cherry about the future of Tuc Watkins (Bob) on the sudser and Cherry confirmed that Watkins will be doing both Housewives and One Life to Live for the foreseeable future. Sounds like a Win/Win for ABC soap fans!

Fresh from his recent return engagement as Kevin's minister ex on Brothers and Sisters, comes news that Days Of Our Lives vet Eric Winter (ex-Rex Brady) is joining the cast of the CBS drama Moonlight. According to BuudyTV.com, Winter will play an assistant district attorney who will serve as a romantic foil for vampire detective Mick's relationship with Beth.It's good to know Winter can finally put all his supernatural experience in Salem-home of the occasion demon possessed heroine-to good use!