Soap Opera Spoilers
Lily to Hilary on Y&R: "Get Your Skinny Ass on Your Broomstick and Fly The Hell Out of Town!" (SNEAK PEEK)By Jamey Giddens on December 13, 2013
Am I dreaming this? Are beautiful women being fabulously bitchy with one another, while rocking gorgeous holiday hairdos on CBS Daytime's The Young and the Restless? Screw visions of sugarplums; this is what I need in my stocking from daytime's most-watched soap!
Has the Ghost of Bill Bell paid a Christmas Carol-esque visit to the creatives currently behind his legacy? Will Jill Farren Phelps and Co. wake up on Christmas morning, inspired to tell more stories of glamour, glitz, hope, humor, cosmetics, department stores, torrid affairs and scandalous smackdowns — as opposed to death, disease, malaise and perennial grief? Tiny Tim and I sure hope so.
A fed up Lily (Christel Khalil) gives Hilary (Mishael Morgan) one helluva neck roll-infused dressing down today on Y&R. The "trick please" look Hilary shoots back at Mrs. Ashby in the sneak peek video below definitely jingled my soap-loving bells.
On the other side of Genoa City, Adam (Michael Muhney) is trying to atone for his vehicular sins by setting up a foundation for Delia. Of course, there's Kelly "An Eggnog Shake Wouldn't Melt In My Grieving Mouth" Kruger (Cynthia Watros) right their with an angel's halo just a' shimmerin' and a' shinin'. I don't trust her one bit, nor would I let her sit atop my Christmas tree. Watch the sneak peek for Friday's Y&R after the jump!
Rafe Hernandez (Galen Gering) is seriously contemplating letting physical therapist Jordan Ridgeway (Chrishell Stause) extend more than his sore calf muscles on NBC's Days of Our Lives. Will Rafe's cougar girlfriend Kate Roberts (Lauren Koslow) find out who Jordan really is, before the younger woman can provide her man with some horizontal TLC?
Kate doesn't have much time to focus on Jordan right now. She's too busy trying to keep the mother of her great-granddaughter from admitting they drowned Nick Fallon (Blake Berris) in the woods. God, I love this soap.
Kate and frenemy Sami Brady (Alison Sweeney) are much more skilled at covering their treacherous tracks than Gabi (Camila Banus). Although, you'd think all that business of stalking Melanie (Molly Burnett) and inadvertently causing Salem, U.S.A. to be blown to bits last year would have at least netted Ms. Hernandez her Junior Schemer Merit Badge!
Gabi's gay husbands, Will (Chandler Massey) and Sonny (Freddie Smith), know she's hiding a secret with Will's mom and granny. When Sonny learns the trio haven't been planning a birthday party for his flaxen, pink-nippled lover, will he spill the deadly deets behind what Salem's coven of murderous witches have really been up to?
Another witch with a 'B' residing in Salem is that awful mess-of-a-girl Jeanne Theresa (Jen Lilley). Eve Donovan's (Charlotte Ross) dope fiend baby sister has been blackmailing reformed bad boy JJ Deveraux (Casey Moss) into scoring her drugs, ever since he confessed he was with her the night she O.D.'d. Of course the trifling wench already knew that.She'd videotaped JJ doing drugs on her smart phone!
Theresa is becoming quite the love-to-hate character. Does anyone else wish for the day Jennifer (Melissa Reeves) just snaps and whups her little behind all over Horton Town Square? To find out what else has been going down in Salem, check out the Days of Our Lives recap video after the jump!
Aw, sookie sookie now! Stephanie Forrester, Jr. (Jacqueline MacInnes Wood) comes fabulous bitch face to-fabulous bitch face with that unstable mess Quinn Fuller (Rena Sofer) today on CBS Daytime's The Bold and the Beautiful.
If Quinn thinks Queenie's namesake granddaughter is going to be some willing puppet for her, she's got another thing coming. La Forrester: The Sequel calls the shots on the family jet, ya dig?
Meanwhile, Liam (Scott Clifton) is over there huffing, puffing and trying to blow down Wyatt's (Darin Brooks) House of Love with Hope (Kim Matula). Boy stop.
How Liam's trifling behind can fix his face to give Hope an ultimatum about Wyatt, I'll never understand. Hope better ditch that stepsister-screwing skunk and get with her naked, jewelry-hawking hunk! Watch a sneak peek of Thursday's B&B after the jump. READ MORE
Did anyone find any missing marbles in Genoa City, Wisconsin? If so, please return them to Sharon Collins Newman (Sharon Case). Trick is definitely still missing a few on The Young and the Restless.
On Thursday's episode of Y&R, Sharon once again has a brain fart, which conjures up evil Phantom Cassie (Camryn Grimes). What heinous acts will the demonic trickster instruct her mother to pull off this time? Maybe she'll have the "model advocate" try to take little Dee-Dee's borrowed eyes right out of Connor's head?
On the other side of town, Lauren (Tracey Bregman) wants to go on the run with Michael (Christian LeBlanc) and Fenmore (Max Ehrich), like some trio of bandits being chased by tacky, platinum blonde reality television bounty hunters. I guess dressing department store windows elegantly for Christmas doesn't hold any allure for Lauren anymore. Watch today's Y&R sneak peek after the jump!
Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler's heiress and heir apparent reside in Salem, U.S.A. on NBC's Days of Our Lives. Sami Brady (Alison Sweeney) doesn't care if she has to lie, cheat, steal or kill to protect her loved ones; while EJ DiMera (James Scott), her dashing rogue-of-a-man, most assuredly does give a damn what his lady is up to!
On Wednesday's episode of DAYS, EJami got into a monster fight over the secrets they both are prone to keep from one another. Of course, their battle turned psychosexual!
Elsewhere in Salem, Miss Nasty Pants Theresa (Jen Lilley) blackmailed JJ (Casey Moss). Will (Chandler Massey) confronted Gabi (Camila Banus) about Nick (Blake Berris). Jennifer (Melissa Reeves) fretted to Abigail (Kate Mansi) and Rafe (Galen Gering) appeared to be giving Kate (Lauren Koslow) the brush off. Big mistake, Rafe. HUGE! Watch the DAYS recap video after the jump!
Well that didn't last long. All it took was a partially-open door for Sami (Alison Sweeney), Kate (Lauren Koslow) and Gabi's (Camila Banus) secret to get out. This week on Days of Our Lives, Sonny (Freddie Smith) overhears the truth about Nick's (Blake Berris) death. Watch the promo after the jump!