Sam's avatar would have to be taken from the photo files of the Centers for Disease Control.

A PI with a criminal record, surely you jest.

Oups forget it, it is GH, anything BUT a good original story is possible.

Let's go, whitewashing Sam part 2!

"How would Sam be able to put in the necessary leg work of being a PI when she's always flat on her back?"

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That is how she solves her cases first she interrogates them in her hot tub
(That was the funniest thing that Plucky has ever said on this show)

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Sam would be a great PI. Sam is hot with a gun and a kick butt attitude. And Maxie can be her right-hand gal. Maxie would follow in her parents footsteps and her and Sam would be a kick-a@# team.

siomonstuart2003

Maxie should NOT be Sam's sidekick! Maxie has more star power in her pinky toe than Spam.

"Sam's avatar would have to be taken from the photo files of the Centers for Disease Control."

Jamey, I'm not sure they have anything THAT BAD on record. If anyone could breed a new, infectious, record breaking disease, it would be Sam McCall-Girl.

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Thanks to tinyyuan for the icon!

If Elizabitch could have a career with her legs constantly in the birthing stirrups, sure Sam can have a Superhot, Superfine love life with Jason AND be a PI.

I love KS and KeMo, both of whom have awesome star power, and would make a great team, however I want Maxie to just stay Sam's bff and keep working at what is soon to be Carly's magazine LOL Sam's sidekick in the PI biz should be spinelli.

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Ditch the bitch, Save the World....Exterminate the Lizard.
Bag the Ho. Make her Go. Set the Timer on the Easy Bake Oven of PC.

Sam MCCALL....PI (PENIS INSPECTOR)

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Liz has a career. She's a nurse. She finished high school AND nursing school, while Sam was off running confidence games and selling her body to the highest bidder (i.e. Jax and Sonny). Sam could't be a nurse, becaue 'Hooked On Phonics' didn't work for her. Now "How to Con and Kill a Man in 10 Days Or Less" is practically her bible. And as for Liz's constantly metioned reproductive abilities. She has two children and lost two children. What is so all fired shameful about that? One child was her then-husbands and the other was a child she was selected to carry as a surrogate. It's not like she was out banging married mobsters and Aussie billionaires in the same night. I'm sorry, but until the day Elizabeth Webber screws her mother's husband on her kitchen floor or watches children be placed in danger, not once, but twice, there is no comparing her morals to Spam's. It's laughable in fact. All soap characters are flawed, but Liz would never allow her jealousy to see harm come to a child and all the apologies and rescue efforts in the world won't change what Spam did.

You keep conveniently forgetting that while Lizard was sponging off her grams, Sam was fleeing charges for a murder she didnt commit and desperately trying to protect her mentally handicapable brother. How do you think Luke and Laura survived while hiding from Frank Smith and the mob - do you think they conned at times to get by. When you are hiding from a powerful group - whether it be the mob or the police, its not like you can go down to the local University and enroll. She has had 4 pregnancies and I am pretty sure the only one that was planned was the one where she rented her womb out.

As for what Lizzie was doing while Sam was trying to survive, she was having sex with her best friends ex, bashing in people's heads with lead pipes, screeching at Carly who at the time believed she was a RAPE victim, leaving Courtney to die where Ric abandoned her all the while wishing she was the one banging a mobster.

Her morals are just as crappy as the rest of the folks in PC and IMHO its laughable that she is constantly put on this unrealistic pedastal.

Now back to the topic. Sam would be a tremendous PI. To quote Perkie, this is a "goldmine". Sam, esp. if she works in tandem with Spinelli, would definately amp up the action level on GH as the best PI to hit PC since Anna Devane. Now I just hope it turns out that daddy turns out to be Robert and he comes back to run a Father and Daughter family business!
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Ditch the bitch, Save the World....Exterminate the Lizard.
Bag the Ho. Make her Go. Set the Timer on the Easy Bake Oven of PC.

Jamey, I blame the writers for messing with Sam s/ls over again and manipulating it to fit their purposes. I do again that all the players involve in this s.l was made to look bad and did not help anyone. Sam would make a great PI.

siomonstuart2003