Talk about having more drama for your mama! Empire is back with a brand, spanking new episode. What is going on between that no good Theodora (Tina Sloan) and Cubby Haven (Rich Flight)? Thomas (Chris Douros) is back but just won't take Marin's (Kate Forsatz) hint that they have arrived in splitsville and Jake (Toby Levin) and Lucy (Afton Boggiano) have more than a one-night stand to deal with. Watch the latest installment after the jump! READ MORE
I'm a little ticked the crazy heffa who is keeping the other heffa locked in a Secret Room wasn't on this episode of Empire, but there's still plenty of drama to sop up like a biscuit laced with hallucinogens! Like webivision's answer to Dina Lohan, Colleen Lively (Guiding Light's Orlagh Cassidy) pushing her celeb-u-not daughter to keep showing out so they can keep making headlines and the scheming, gay teen trying to seduce Cane Haven's (Ryan Clardy) boyfriend Alex (My Big Gay Italian Wedding's Fabio Taliercio). READ MORE
Okay, I will readily admit I haven't exactly been crazy about wacky, web soap Empire, which is why I haven't been blogging about the show's second season much, even though it features two of my fave Guiding Light alums, Tina Sloane and Orlagh Cassidy. That all changed this morning, thanks to some crazy heffa named Sandra Haven!
I woke up like a shot at 6 am, and couldn't go back to sleep (Is this what your 30's feels like?), so I decided to watch the latest episode of Greg Turner and Brian Hewson serial about an incestuous publishing family, who likes to have really, really dramatic conversations with one another about things they all already know. Show, don't tell be damned.
We Love Soaps' Roger Newcomb has been telling me I should give the show a second chance for awhile now. Thank the Soap Gods I did, because if I hadn't, I never would have witnessed the amazingly-fabulicious Sandra Haven tormenting her husband's bastard daughter in a walk-in-closet, with a two-way mirror— hilariously soaptastic!
Kathryn Neville Browne, who plays Sandra, should get one of those Special Guest Star billings that Heather Locklear had on Melrose Place 1.0. Okay, if you'll excuse me, I have a whole lot of Empire to catch up on!
Guiding Light alum Tina Sloan and Orlagh Cassidy (pictured above) were on the set of Empire, filming scenes for the web soap's upcoming new season. Empire returns later this spring with its second season, but until then you can catch up on the first season at its official website. Check out more photos of Sloan and Cassidy on the set of Empire after the jump.