What in the world is going on? I actually feel bad for John McBain (Michael Easton) on One Life to Live! Now, I’m not completely heartless, the story alone can make anyone feel bad for the daddy in question. To have your almost wife, Natalie (Melissa Archer) lie to you about being a father and then to find out— on your wedding day no less— that the kid isn’t yours, but your best man’s, well that’s a doozy by anyone’s standards. But, to feel bad for John McBain, a character I normally detest? WTH? READ MORE

One Life to Live’s Tika Sumpter celebrated her 30th birthday by partying it up with current and former co-stars David Fumero, Brittany Underwood, January LaVoy, Mark Lawson and Melissa Fumero at Slate NYC on June 19. Happy Birthday to Tika! See more photos after the jump! READ MORE

It's that time of year again. Prom Night is upon the denizens of Llanview, PA, and excitement is bursting over, as one of the most anticipated events in a high schooler's life is set to play out over three, dramatic, explosive, melodic, "Starr X'd" episodes of One Life to Live, beginning this Friday, May 14.

Yours truly was invited to the OLTL studio recently for a preview of Starr X'd Lovers: The Musical, and honies let me tell y'all, the gang over at OLTL has pulled out all the stops to give fans a smash, 3-day event. Several of the soap's major storylines climax during the Glee-esque eppys, including: Langston's (Brittany Underwood) creeping behind Markko's (Jason Tam) back with Ford (David Gregory); Cole (Brandon Buddy) being in the slammer for almost killing Starr's (Kristen Alderson) Pops; a "teenage" Jessica (Bree Williamson) gunning for Cristian (David Fumero), much to the chagrin of Brody (Mark Lawson) and Layla (Tika Sumpter) and Matthew (Eddie Alderson) finally getting the girl, except Danielle's (Kelley Missal) set her sights on another... Welcome to Starr X'd Lovers: The Musical. READ MORE

Oh yes, this is just what we want to watch on One Life to Live, Natalie (Melissa Archer) and John (Michael Easton) teaming up. I honestly can’t think of anything more to say about this craptastic retread of a couple. Cut your losses already OLTL and go for what is working and that is Brody (Mark Lawson) and Natalie! Their scenes light up our TVs.

Watch this week’s OLTL promo after the jump.

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