In honor of Comodores legend, and one of my favorite singers,  Lionel Richie appearing on One Life to Live, I figured I would offer up what would happen if Richie runs into Llanview's most popular resident while he's in town, set to his iconic-yet-slightly creepy ballad "Hello". 

Lionel: I've been alone with you inside my mind.

Stacy: Yeah, that used to happen to me with Rex, but Paxil cleared it right up!
 
Lionel: And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times.
 
Stacy: Dude, you totally can't say that shit outloud! They will lock you up! Only tell your really pervy stuff to Roxy. No one listens to her or her beaver! 

Lionel: I sometimes see you pass outside my door.
 
Stacy: I was looking for those bags of blood I missplaced.

Lionel: Hello?

Stacy: Goodbye.

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Soap Central is reporting that R&B crooner Lionel Richie will be performing on One Life to Live in July. Richie –who is following in the footsteps of Mary J. Blige, The Pussy Cat Dolls, Snoop Dogg and a host of other singers– will be performing his new song "Just Go."