Here's the Scoop! 06.18.09

If it’s murder… Who killed Brianna Hughes? Would they really bring Martha Byrne onboard and make her a murderer? Will there be suspicion thrown Alexis’s way? I liked Byrne’s introduction and especially liked her comment to Patrick about not knowing that she was the Mayor’s wife. My first thought was, hmmm, we all should know the Mayor’s wife especially if the Mayor and his wife are central the storyline.

Despite being a big brat lately… Kristina has tried to be the perfect child to impress her mother. What’s the straight A student going to do when she learns her mother ain’t perfect? Hey Kristina haven’t you ever heard of ‘do as I say, not as I do?’ Will Kristina’s disappointment in her mom send her in her nonexistent father’s direction? When Kristina first hit the canvas the story SEEMED to be going in the direction of ‘poor me, daddy pays me no attention.’ Now that it’s Alexis letting her daughter down, will Kristina expect daddy to pick up the slack? I have to say, if you’re going to give Sonny all these kids, he really should be more of a father to them. Who am I kidding… Nikolas hasn’t even seen his son in the last six months, Jason abandoned his in the name of safety; in comparison Sonny is father of the year. God help us. READ MORE

You have to give bladder man Brian Frons credit for the cross promotions on ABC Daytime. On The View, All My Children stars, Susan Lucci (Erica) and Cameron Mathison (Ryan) strolled on through to discuss the latest storyline of Lucci's Erica taking a younger lover Ala Mrs. Robinson with her daughter's baby daddy, Ryan. Check the two out at the 5:22 mark.

Jamie "Turbo" Luner stopped by The View today to dish about life as NotLiza Colby.Now correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Chuckie P (Chuck Pratt) said that she wasn't an ass-kisser? At the 2:26 mark though it seems like he's off the mark as usual with things. Ok, I kid I kid, about the ass-kissing part.

Set your DVR's boys and girls! Jamie "Turbo" Luner is slated to make her first appearance on The View this coming Friday. Well I have to give ABC and All My Children props for their latest PR ploy. We all know Chuck "UpChuck" Pratt says that Ms. Luner is no, "ass kisser," so I have to wonder how things are going to play out when Luner heads to the couch and tackles those spitfires on the ABC chat fest darling.

The View co-host Joy Behar once again featured her funny segment, "Joy's Month in Review" where she gives her take on some of the past month's gut busting moments on the show. At the 2:29 mark All My Children star, Susan Lucci made an appearance as new spokeswoman for Joy's compadre Whoopi Goldberg's new butt cream. Now I knew things were rough since the pay cut but this? Oy that Brian Frons.. All seriousness folks, isn't La Lucci looking FAB for a chicka her age?

The View crew discussed former colleague and co-host Star Jones and her heart to heart on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday. As usual, Barbara Walters always tries to play peacemaker on the show even when she talked about Star. Joy on the other hand, well you be the judge of that starting from the 0:38 mark until 2:06 point of the clip. Just look at BW's face when Joy talks about it, we know who's going to headmaster's office at the break!