Former Baywatch, Knight Rider and The Young and the Restless star (and brief Dancing With the Stars contestant) David Hasselhoff has landed a new role on FX’s Sons of Anarchy. According to TV Guide, Hasselhoff will play Dondo, a well-endowed porn star-turned girl-on-girl film maker.  As TV Guide put it, “And you thought the Hoff was just big in Germany!”

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Comedy Central hopes hassling the Hoff will result in bofo DVD sales. The cabler is releasing their recent roast of David Hasselhoff on DVD January 11. The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff  will boast (I made a rhyme!) 25 minutes of uncensored footage we didn't see on TV. You know, I was wondering what would finally end our peaceful coexistence with Germany.

New York Magazine is reporting that The Young and the Restless alum David Hasselhoff's new reality show, The Hasselhoffs, was given the axe after two episodes by A&E. According to the site, the show debuted on Dec. 5, with dismal ratings of 718,000 while its second episode brought in 505,000. No word on whether the network will burn off the remaining eight episodes.
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

"Fat Actress" Kirstie Alley

Former VP Candidate Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff

Audrina Patridge from The Hills

Dirty Dancing's Jennifer Grey

Singer / Reality Star Brandy Norwood

Florence Henderson aka Mrs. Brady

Singer / Songwriter Michael Bolton

The Young and the Restless is serving up a nice, heaping, helping serving of Snapper (David Haselhoff) at a Foster Family Reunion next week. As previously reported one of Genoa City's first superhunks returns for a sad occasion. SPOILER ALERT: Ma Foster is not long for this world, bless her heart.  Will she tell poor, Lil' Orphan Jill (Jess Walton) who she got her eyebrows and the shape of her toes from before she goes to the Great Roast Beef Sale in the Sky? Check out the preview after the jump! READ MORE