Connie Fletcher Staton
Hey All My Children and Imaginary Bitches fans, wanna help Connie Fletcher Staton (ex-Erin Lavery, AMC; Connie, IB) have the most bitchtastic birthday ever? Then hook a girl up by buying the hilarious Imaginary Bitches: The Complete First Season DVD on sale now at Imaginary Bitches.com. If you don't, Catherine and Heather are going to have a three-way with your man and give him a nasty case of imaginary crotch crickets.
The Bitches Are Back. If you're like me and have been going through withdrawals every Friday night for a Catherine and Heather fix (the shakes are always the worst part), then have I got news for you. Everyone's favorite Imaginary Bitches are back, and they've brought their flesh and soap counterparts Eden Riegel (Bianca, All My Children), Elizabeth Hendrickson (Chloe, The Young and the Restless), Greg Rikaart (Kevin, Y&R), Connie Fletcher Staton (ex-Erin, AMC), Sam Page (ex-Trey, AMC) and Brooke Nevin along for the ride.
Our pal Andrew Miller, who created the brilliant series— and graciously offers to help Eden run lines for her upcoming girl-on-girl makeout scenes with Tamara Braun— just sent me the link to the trailer for IB's first season DVD on sale Nov. 3. READ MORE
There's a new (imaginary) kid on Eden's block on the latest installment of Imaginary Bitches. No, I don't mean Danny Wood. He wasn't imaginary, he was invisible, there's a difference.
Much like Heather and Catherine showed up when Eden's real life Besties (Elizabeth "Lizzie" Hendrickson, Connie Fletcher Staton and Brooke Nevin) weren't there for Eden when she needed them, Jennifer appears just as Eden is growing weary of Catherine's bitchy barbs and Heather's not-so-subtle psychic attempts to see Eden land a moral's charge.
Jennifer only seems to want the best for Eden, and maybe to act out the kissing scene between Shug and Miss Celie in The Color Purple. The question is, why did straight Eden invent an imaginary lesbian? The other question is, why aren't pay cablers camped out outside Andrew Miller and Eden Riegel's SoCal home like geeks in anticipation of the latest superhero flick to turn this id-tastic web show into a TV series already? READ MORE
Ever met that perfect someone? From Date 1.0 on things seem to be going swell. They laugh at all your jokes, you laugh at theirs, they get goose pimples at the sound of the Season 11 Knots Landing theme music-okay well maybe that last part is specific to just me- and the sex is so good you NAMED it (re: last two episodes of The Golden Girls)! Then all of the sudden your potential Ikea shopping partner, who had seemed so destined to be "The One" drops off the face of the Earth faster than Denise Richards' career, without so much as a forwarding address to his or her new planet. READ MORE
This of course doesn't sit well with Eden's flesh and bone BFF's. Those haters just have to show up to try to compete with Catherine and Heather for Eden's time. But don't worry, Heather isn't having that!
Isn't it just like your coupled up friends to ditch you everytime someone causes blood to travel to their nether regions then get jealous when, heaven forbid, you find and/or create new friends? Okay, I'm not bitter or identifying with Eden here at all...honest.
Elizabeth Hendrickson (Lizzie) is especially hilarious in this episode. If IB is Sex and the City for twentysomethings, Hendrickson is definitely Samantha to Eden's Carrie. And since these fab girls are real life buds I predict Lizzie won't be all holding up Imaginary Bitches: The Movie with crazy demands. Now Catherine and Heather are another story! READ MORE