Ah those Cramer women from One Life to Live, here it is almost a month after I met with those wacky dames in New York and I still still find myself discovering gems from my various chats with Robin Strasser and Co.

One of my favorite conversations was with our girl, Melissa "Bitchy Bangs" Fumero, where I get the scoop on what she's been doing since leaving Llanview, like her Teen.com web soap Haute and Bothered, and her recent appearance in the Frat Lit movie I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.  I also find out if Fumero, who returns to OLTL as Adriana this February Sweeps, will ever make a more permanent return engagement.

Daytime Confidential: So what brings Adriana back to Llanview this time?

Melissa Fumero: It's a serious family emergency. Kelly and Adriana have been hanging out in Paris, and I get a call. We come back to Llanview together actually.

Daytime Confidential: You know fans are still clamoring for you to return full time. Do you ever see yourself bringing Bitchy Bangs back to Llanview permanently?

MF: [pauses] It's not in the cards right now, but I believe in never saying never. It's been left open; it's always been left open for me thankfully. READ MORE

 

What do narcissism, a pack of strippers, a midget, a fat girl and a stringent law about public intoxication all have in common? They’re all part of the new reportedly hilarious film called I Hope They Have Beer In Hell. Max Tucker is a hardcore hedonist  and, in his search for absolute pleasure, he leaves total destruction in his voluminous wake.

Tucker talks his soon to be married buddy Dan into going to a strip club 3 ½ hours away and bacchanalia ensues. The party gets wildly out of hand (think The Hangover only wildly more so), Tucker gets his buddy Dan in some serious feces with his bride and loses all just to get laid. A selfish bastard, Tucker is stuck figuring his way out of the mess, back into the wedding and into the young bride’s good graces. Should this be as good as the plot, I Hope They Have Beer In Hell could be great.