AMC - Sonyab's recaps 3/22/11
You will know when I am trying to seduce you.
Colby is soooooooooooo excited!! She jumps up and down. No not really but she could have! She was THAT excited. She tells JR while Asher was there that her blog is huge and two companies want to sponsor her!! YAY! ROFL! She wants to give Chandler first crack though, but JR rains on her parade and says no freakin way! ROFL! He insists he cares about her and doesn't want to see everyone take advantage of their family name. AJ and Miranda show up so JR leaves with them. Asher tries to make things better with Colby. Asher says that JR cares about her and is proud of her. She wants to know why JR can't say it to her face. She leaves.
David watches the video Colby posted of Liza's drunken rant on his laptop! ROFL! Liza walks in and sees it. David offers her advice on how to delicately handle her daughter which I think is very good advice! Liza is suspicious of his motives and, recalling their kiss, tells him the two of them as a couple isn't going to happen. David says one kiss does not a seduction make. And that you will know when I am trying to seduce you. Woah that was hot!
Jack and Erica are together!!! He turns around to leave and shakes Caleb's hand. I like that. Caleb joins Erica, who wants to bring in new blood to Cortlandt Electronics. She suggests Asher, but Caleb tells her his son doesn’t want anything to do with him. She reminds him Colby is the key. Colby walks in and pitches them her exciting new blog! Erica thinks it's perfect for Cortlandt's new image. Caleb comes around and has an idea for who should head up the project. Caleb gets up to leave and Erica tells him to say hello to Asher for her. After Caleb has left, Erica tells Colby this can't just be about her mother. Colby assures her she wants to talk about relationships and other things as well. She shows Erica her mother's drunkin rant as Liza walks in. Liza tries to talk to her daughter but her daughter leaves. Liza warns Erica to stay away from her daughter, but Erica believes in Colby. Liza threatens Erica and then leaves. Oh Liza!!! Don't threaten Erica! She bites!!! She bit a bear once! She won't hesitate to bite you!!!
Liza returns and lays a HOTT kiss on David! Humina humina!!! She says she won't let Erica take Colby away from her. She needs a partner who knows how to get down and dirty.
Marissa shows Jack a draft of Bianca's settlement agreement!! He makes some suggestions, as Bianca joins them. Marissa tells her she is expecting a call from Reese's lawyer later. Jack assures Bianca that she is in capable hands and then leaves. Marissa and Bianca talk about their kids birthdays! Bianca says that AJ calls Miranda her birthday twin awww!!! AJ and Miranda are BFF'S! And a future couple! Come on Maranca (Miranda and Bianca) kiss already! Maranca head out to get cupcakes for the birthday party!
Maranca show up to celebrate Miranda and AJ's birthdays. I wonder when Miranda and AJ gets older that they will bring up that they are birthday twins awww! Marissa brings up the call they have to take with Reese's lawyer, but Bianca says it can wait and continues to play with the kids.
Marissa and Bianca hang out. Reese's attorney calls Marissa, who relays that Reese wants full custody of both children. Hmmm? Wait I thought Bi/Lesbian Reese was the most awesome amazing cool lady!!?! What happened? She changed! Marissa says they will fight it and bring up the fact that Reese isn't biologically related to either child. Bianca says Reese adopted both children, and she won't let JR use that argument against her some day. Marissa will worry about herself later and calls Kendall for backup.
Caleb stops by to offer Asher a job at Cortlandt working with Colby. Asher doesn't want her anywhere near the war between Caleb and JR. Caleb suggests he come onboard so he can look after her. JR walks up and says no way. Caleb wants his son to think about it and walks out. JR is all charged up and suggests Asher play Caleb so he can be a spy for Chandler. Asher won't get in the middle of them ever again. He doesn't want to be a spy anymore! He says if he goes after Caleb he will do it to his face because no one uses him.
Caleb returns to Erica and says Asher is not interested in working with him. Aww!:'( Jack also walks in and tells Erica to sign papers for a place that she wanted to get married at. He says they can have a wedding in a couple of weeks. YAY!!!! JERICA FOREVER!
Jesse, Angie, and baby bowling ball Hubbard find Cara working on the charity bachelor auction. Cara fills Angie in on the new scheduling she and Jake have been working on. She gives her a copy in Braille and Angie says she and Jake make a great team, as Jake and Amanda walk up. Oh a bachelor action!!!! Fantastically delicious! Amanda says she has to go to work. Cara says oh you're working? Amanda in her snotty attitude says I have worked before you know! DAMN AMANDA DAMN! She leaves, as do Angie and Jesse. Cara asks about Amanda's job and Jake is very uncomfortable talking about it. Jesse and Angie are talking about lamaze classes. Angie insists she doesn’t need it and walks away from him. Cara approaches and Jesse admits he's worried about himself in the delivery room. That he never been to one before. Oh Jesse! You don't have to be in one! The old fashioned way is so much better! Cara wants Jake to talk Jesse through the process. Jake tells Jesse his own experience helping to deliver Trevor and how much love he felt for his family. Cara looks sad and then anxiously leaves the room. Damn Cara it was YOUR choice to leave the marriage! She literally runs into Angie as she does so and then runs down the hallway. Amanda returns and finds Jake. He tells her how right things are for them and how after Trevor came along they went from being a couple to being a whole family.
Angie finds Cara in a room and offers to listen if she wants to talk. Cara admits she was helping a scared Jesse wrap his mind about the birthing process and how it led to her hearing Jake talk about Amanda and Trevor. Cara boohoos as she says she thought she'd be where Angie is right now having a baby. Angie assures her she has time because she's young. Cara thanks her and leaves. Jesse enters and Angie kisses him and then apologizes. She feels she shut him out so that he wouldn’t worry about her. He is just freaked out because this will be the first time he'll be seeing one of his kids born. She thinks he's more worried that she won't be able to see her child born. She says they are really in this together and she needs him to be her eyes. Awww!