Vampires! Puppies! Luke and Laura! Busted (Nurses') Balls! It's 2013 on General Hospital (SPOILERS)
As General Hospital gears up for both February Sweeps and the sudser's 50th Anniversary in April, expect many more blasts from Port Charles' (the fictional town and the short-lived spinoff) past to shake things up!
Luke and Laura, 2013: Luke's (Anthony Geary) "angel" is on her way home to Upstate New York. Look for Lasha, I mean Laura (Genie Francis), to be carrying a secret tied to one of the supercouple's most iconic storylines.
The Scotty Factor: Laura's girlhood hubby will also be back in Port Charles soon, but which ex-wife will take up most of Scott's (Kin Shriner) time — Laura, the one who got away, or Lucy (Lynn Herring), the one who sees (un)dead people?
What's Up, Doc?: Kevin Collins (Jon Lindstrom) will do his best to shrink his beloved Lucy, but don't expect him to make much headway. Lucy is convinced there are vampires among us. The question is, since we watched Doc witness a lot of fang-banging action on Port Charles, why does he think Lucy is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs like the rest of the town?
McBain, McMorley, McClay: Move over, Eileen Davidson. Word is, Michael Easton might be soon attempting a multiple role himself! How will Sam (Kelly Monaco) factor into the mystery of who exactly John McBain, Caleb Morley and Steven Clay really are?
Welcome home, Alison and...Rafe?!: As first reported by Soap Opera Uncensored, Erin Hershey Presley is reprising her Port Charles role in, well, Port Charles! Will Alison and her son Rafe be able to back up Lucy's occult claims? This could all prove to be a real American Horror Story for our Ms. Coe.
The Case of the Missing Q: A funny thing happened on the way to a Sony TV Telenovela deal. Somebody created another Q before exiting Port Charles. Will it be an offspring of Franco (James Franco), or Jason (Steve Burton) who gives AJ (Sean Kanan) or Tracy (Jane Elliot) the upperhand in the battle for ELQ? No matter how it goes down, Tracy will eventually figure out how to get out of this pickle.
Get Those Puppies: Maxie (Kirsten Storms) seriously wants to pass her and Spinelli's (Bradford Anderson) baby off as the child-o-Lante (Julie Marie Berman and Dominic Zamprogna), but to do so, she'll need Dr. Britt's (Kelly Thiebaud) help. Things go from complicated to cray-cray when Lulu learns her bestie has been bumpin' and grindin' with Spin! Oh, and heaven help Sabrina (Teresa Castillo) and Emma (Brooklyn Rae Silzer) if a desperate Maxie starts helping Britt scheme to get Patrick (Jason Thompson) as quid pro quo.
Emma Alert: Speaking of the adorable tyke, she goes missing next week.
Busted Balls: The Nurses' Ball once again loses funding.
The Revenge of Krissy: It's a good thing Alexis (Nancy Lee Grahn) is getting her back broken on a regular by Shawn (Sean Blakemore). She's gonna need to be relaxed to deal with daughter Kristina (Lindsay Morgan), after the loud, shrieking, mess-of-a-girl catches a case for assaulting Connie (Kelly Sullivan). Can't Kristina and Connie like mutually combust into twin clouds of vapidity during their fight?
You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Be Jarly or Tarly For The Party?: Todd Manning (Roger Howarth) isn't ready to give up on Carly Corinthos-Jacks (Laura Wright); neither is Johnny Zacchara (Brandon Barash). Which convict will prove himself worthy of the town harpy?
New Love For Liz: Liz (Rebecca Herbst) goes into Nightingale mode when she learns AJ is suffering from a medical issue. Will Jason's diabolical brother prove to be the right man for Nurse Webber?
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