10 Babies Who Didn't Know Where They Were in 2012
No. 6: Texas Battle, The Bold and the Beautiful
The Bold and the Beautiful has won numerous Daytime Emmys, thanks to the soap's heart-tugging, socially-relevant storylines. For their text messaging farce in 2012, however, all this sudser deserves is one big dunce cap, to be worn on Texas Battle's (Marcus) head.
While the storyline was abysmal—Marcus and his equally dopey friends believed his texting-while-driving caused him to mow down a homeless dayplayer—the actor's delivery of the heavy-handed, PSA-rejected dialogue surely provided Joel McHale with enough content for an entire season of The Soup. What the DC crew texted to one another about this story: SMDH.