DC's 10 Worst Soap Opera Couples of 2012
No. 2: Johnny and Connie/Kate, General Hospital
It wasn't bad enough that one of General Hospital's smoldering, volatile, olive-hued mobsters had to be paired with Connie/Kate (Kelly Sullivan) in 2012. The crazy bitch had to have two of 'em!
Johnny Zacchara (Brandon Barash) should have ran, not walked, to turned himself in to Port Charles Police Chief Anna Devane (Finola Hughes), rather than allowing himself to be blackmailed into marriage by that walking ham and cheese sandwich. Heck, if Michael (Chad Duell) could get sprung after just a few short months in Pentonville for bashing Claudia's (Sarah Brown) head in, we're sure one of PC's legal eagles could have gotten Johnny out on good behavior.
He didn't mean for Starr Manning's (Kristen Alderson) young family to bite it when he shot out his kooky grandpappy's tires. How was he to know that particular highway was a popular thoroughfare for One Life to Live teen parents? Throw yourself on the mercy of the court, John.