There were several good one liners on GH on Monday. Johnny when talking about how to bring the money to him - not in a bag, put it in a briefcase and Tod everytime he looked at his hand to say the amount.

My favorite though and I literally LOL several times:

Tracy: Tell him Tracy Quatermaine is calling......NO! I will not spell it!

I liked when Tood said to Tracy. "I thought you'd be taller"!

And of course his spit take with Tracy's soup!

Todd and Tracy are comedy gold--I like how he seemed impressed by her quick division skills--and Todd made Sonny infinitely more enjoyable. GH is so fun to watch right now. Days is a close second, something I never would have thought just a few weeks ago. B&B is awful with this terrible constant wedding nonsense, although Rick's scheming is the most interesting part of a dull mess. Y&R--I just can't. I am taking a watching hiatus until all these old regime messes are wound up.

I thought the Jimmy Hoffa comment from Todd might have been the best... not sure Sonny was expecting that line.

"And while we’re on the subject, ditch the preppy clothes and start dressing like a grownup."

This is major hypocrisy from Bill, the man who dresses like he's attending an Ed Hardy fashion show.

GH: Seriously, I will say it again - JERRY IS A BIO-TERRORIST WHICH WOULD BASICALLY PUT HIM IN A LEAGUE WITH AL-QAEDA and all that Port Charles is thinking about is getting him 50 million dollars?! All that is missing is a midget and Robert Wagner or Rob Lowe (either in an eye patch). WHERE IS THE GOVERNMENT? The mob and a idiot rapist/child stealer is going to save the day?!!!

STUPID

DAYS: Why are they centering the show around Nick?! I don't get it.

Y&R: Enough with the secrecy and the diabolical maneuvering, both Billy and Geniveve need to get Victor to a hospital ASAP. Honestly the man has supposedly been missing for weeks... since Sharon has been able to do so much to Newman... and he has not taken his meds for his heart transplany.

B&B: Enough of the Liam hope steffy

Liam today going on about Thomas kissing Hope when she had only left him the day before.

Ummm, dude, you were kissing Steffy on a bed in Italy minutes after reading Deacon's note.

Oh, yeah. . .

Ummm dude, the first time she dumped your ass you were engaged less than 12 hours later.

GH-I was thinking about this. When Johnny said this: "You know that cash that we stashed in that place, next to that thing where we buried that person? I need it.”

It actually reminded me of something that Fat Tony would say on The Simpsons. From what I've watched so far GH has been good. Besides extras and people off screen, who has gotten sick off the water so far? Yeah, I've seen people sweating but thats it. I really didnt understand why Kate would stand up for Ewen considering what he's done. Yes, he helped her with her D.I.D. but still. And where does Stephen, sorry, Stephen Lars, get off talking about Ewen. Yes, Ewen is a bad guy but, Steve, YOUR MOTHER GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, LSD!!! I think you should keep your mouth shut.

Y&R-Its really sickening how just when you think Phyllis is down, someone ALWAYS protects her. Micheal, Avery, Nick and now Ronan. You know, Phyllis is hot but if I'm going to lose my job to protect her, forget it. Why everybody puts there lively hood on the line for her, I'll never know.
I'm no medical person and my mom pointed this out, if Victor is so sick how come after he took his medication, he drank a beer? Supposedly, he was going to pass out or whatever.
Good for Jack kicking Nikki to the curb. Although why they got married, I'll never know. What was the point of that? Jack has every right to kick her ass to the curb. I mean really. You leave your husband to find your ex husband who has said he wants nothing to do with her.

B&B-Ugh, so sick of the triangle. You know Liam has no right to poke into Hope's love life. I do think its cheap that Thomas kisses Hope when he has a girlfriend. And Bill keep quiet. Worry about your baby. Why Katie keeps taking him back, I'll never know. You know, Steffy might be smarting up too. If Liam wants to be with her, then he will be with her. I will say that Steffy kept saying how Hope would tie Liam down. Uh, Steffy, theres more to life than spinning records in a club like Pauly D. Life isnt some big 24/7 party.

i fast forward the whole phyllis ronan fiasco..hate it! i kinda like sharon like this

I loved GH I have not laughed so hard during a soap in a long time. I know I shouldn't because of all the bad things he's done but I love me some Todd Manning. His one liners are funny as hell. I do believe he has himself a little man crush on Jax. Can't wait for tomorrows episode.

Amelia heinous is such a weak actress. She is not bringing it.

Steven Lars killed a patient for their organs and needs to STFU about Ewen. Ewen has shown more emotion and guilt when it comes to his actions, than Steven Lars stealing organs.

I understand why Kate is feeling sad about Ewen's downfall. The therapist did not have to stop and help Kate when he saw her wearing that bloody wedding gown and then went on to help with her DID and rape. The guilt was eating the man alive.

Sharon: “Wherever you are Victor, you better get ready because I’m going to pass your damn test. I’m going to run this company better and smarter than it has ever been run before. Anyone who thinks I’m stupid or naïve, they’re in for a big surprise. I promise you they will rue the day they underestimated Sharon Newman."

This was hysterical! I am SO enjoying the ridiculousness that is Sharon Newman. I can't wait to watch her downfall. It's the main reason I'm still watching.

YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS: OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!! OMG!!!

after today's episode's cliff hanger...... OMG

will not spill the beans for those who have not seen it....

I fell off of my chair!!!

(Thursday! )

I saw it last night on Youtube and believe you me, my jaw hit the floor! I was gobsmacked!

Re-posted from my comments in another similar thread:

I have never been that much of a Sharon sympathizer ... but at this point I truly wish she could snap out of it, rebound and come back to really take control of Newman Enterprises. Along with that she could also slap Victor himself, all the Newman brats (Adam exempted), ex wives and all the etcs down a number of pegs to where they belong. Victor ... well what more can be said? Supercilious Victoria in her new Mrs. Danvers getup is annoying and laughable. Nick is continually dense. And shrill Abby ... well of course she's only an 11 year old test tube baby suffering from accelerated human growth syndrome. A reborn Sharon would serve the Alsatian Pugilist and his loyal tribe right.

What I find most reprehensible though, is duplicitous Avery playing both sides. And what is she anyway ... a corporate or a criminal lawyer? Plus she has done enough in her Genoa City days to be disbarred and banned for at least 10 life times.

Regarding the acting. Amelia H does not make Victoria that interesting at all. Joshua M just when it starts to look promising seems to revert back to what sounds like expressionless literally just line readings. Michelle S aside, bring back the scenery chewers and seasoned pros who can actually entertain us!

Probably many of you are aware of this blog but for a very good take on Y&R check out YRCritic.com. Much of what we all are thinking is also well said in there.

With the new regime storming to the rescue, let's hope we also get some realism mixed into the scheme of things to come.

Sorry guys, but really ... how could anyone possibly be surprised in any form at all with who Sharon met in the insane asylum? By the way, Sharon has not been committed and the visit is voluntary; so why there and why all the security. She could simply have been referred to a clinic. Talk about plot manipulation!