True Blood Recap: “Let's Boot and Rally”

Sunday’s True Blood began right where things left off for Sookie (Anna Paquin) and Alcide (Joe Manganiello).  They made it to the bedroom while making out.  Shirts came off.  Alcide growled he’d wanted to do this for “so long.”  Then, Sookie got a look of horror on her face, bent over, and threw up all over Alcide’s shoes.  As if the mood hadn’t been killed enough already, this was when Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) walked in, with the Viking vamp quipping, “Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.”  When Sookie saw both her exes there, she dry heaved. 

The vampire duo was there to get Sookie’s help in unglamouring Alcide’s boss, who they thought would probably know who dug up Russell’s body.  Still a little drunk, Sookie just threw her hands up in the air and went with it—it’s just another day in Bon Temps when she has to help defeat murderous supernaturals who want her blood! 
 
Drunk Sookie was still on fire this week.  She should be required at least once per season from now on.  Who wants to start the Twitter campaign?  #DrunkSookie