True Blood Recap: “We'll Meet Again”

This week’s True Blood started at the Curl Up & Fry tanning salon.  Pam (Kristin Bauer) raced to a searing Tara (Rutina Wesley) and Maker-commanded her to never try suicide again.  Needless to say, this made Tara more pissed.  Plus, she was very bitter about risking her life for Sookie’s—and getting killed because of it this time.  Pam decided to take her new family under her wings, and commanded her to start feeding on pretty, willing humans.  She even got her a casket for the daytime, right by her side.  Aw! 

Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) returned home searching for clues about who freed Russell.  When they knew it wasn’t Pam or Alcide (Joe Manganiello), Bill searched his office for bugs but came up empty.  Desperate, Bill came up with a plan to use Sookie to help their search.  Both were surprised to see Tara, with Pam explaining it with a hilarious, “Congratulations, you’re a grandfather!” to Eric.  On a related note, it must be so awkward when the human who you ignored or helped make their life a living hell, turns out to be a relative!  #VampireProbs
 
Pam was elated to see her beloved Maker back, but Eric was a total grump.  Later, he delicately told Pam he officially “released” her from their bond, since he’d probably be dead soon—either by Russell or The Authority’s hand, and he wanted her to be safe.