Take your best Caption This shot at this scene with General Hospital's John McBain (Michael Easton).
McBain: Yeah, yeah, I know. The room looks like a college dorm. What do you call it, Spartan Chic? Well, maybe if I'm around long enough, I'll get an upgrade.
McBain-Natalie,Natalie,guess what?I found a town as screwed up as LLanview.They have a nut job with DID,baby mama drama,where I feel the need to rescue someone,and Todd's here,being his usual gun threatening self.Oh btw,I have a dead long lost sister.Cool,huh.I have to go now.I really have this crazy need to bite someone on the neck.
Yes, Natalie. I miss you and Liam so much. Yes, if I left this dingy room every once in a while, I might make some progress on this Corinthos thing, but how would Sam and Jason know where to find me?
Yes Bo, I know taking the job requires you to close your eyes and look the other way at countless crimes, but hey in Landview doing your job right just got you fire all the time.
It's HOW MUCH a minute?
"No, Téa, I'm not sure where you should go now that you're in labor. I'm not sure there's even a hospital in Port Charles."
"When this crapfest is cancelled, you think I can get a transfer to Genoa City?"
John - natalie - Natalie I swear its no big deal that I just happen to keep running in to the hottest girl in Port Charles. Just because I bailed on you when marty and vang came along doesnt mean that history will repeat itself, at least not til Sam gives birth.
No, I never heard of this dead sister either. It's bullshit. I just need to get away from Natalie and the kid. Next month I'll tell everybody about my uncle Albert, who died in a can.
I know! new town, different state and I still have a crappy depressing room with a 40 watt light bulb!
"Hello, Information? I'd like the number for Port Charles Real Estate. I want to buy Jake's or whatever it's called this week and rename it Rodi's II. Running a bar is easy. You hardly ever have to show up! I haven't been to Rodi's in MONTHS and the place is still standing. At least I think it is."
OR: "Hello, Wyndham's"? I seem to have moved to Port Charles without any luggage or wardrobe, and I'd like to place an order for 5 men's button-down shirts and 5 pairs of pants. 5 is fine as I only appear Monday through Friday. It doesn't matter what color they are as long as they're black. Take them from the Jason Morgan Collection and bill them to Sonny Corinthos."
"No ice, dirty towels, mini bar is empty and the bedspread has more spots than a leopard!" "If I wanted this kind of service I would have stayed in Llanview!"