All My Children Says Goodbye to ABC With a Bang!

My old journalism professor always said to wait 24 hours before you write about something you feel passionate about. Well, forget that. In 1996 when he was teaching me those lessons, the Internet was just a place where you looked up pictures of your fave celebs naked, and/or chatted on ICQ. Today is a new day and I want to share my thoughts on All My Children's breathtaking finale while I'm still reeling from the excitement of it all.
In a word, I thought the finale was wonderful, simply wonderful. After decades of seeing soap operas limp to the finish line in their final weeks, All My Children gave us some of the best episodes we've seen in years during the past month. While, I wasn't a big fan of the umbrella story that got us here (David Hayward bringing back several characters from the dead), boy-oh-boy did those beloved characters shine, as this soap headed for the cliff, where executive producer Julie Hanan Caruthers (Someone I don't praise often!), Agnes Nixon and Lorraine Broderick expertly perched it, in hopes that fans will follow the soap online when Prospect Park hopefully debuts it this January.
Let's do a little catch up, shall we? Once upon a time, there was a spiteful, vindictive, ghastly woman named Megan McTavish, who reportedly didn't get along with wildly popular leading lady Cady McClain, so the hack killed off her character Dixie Cooney Martin via poisoned pancakes. Fast forward a few years, and an equally awful soap slayer by the name of Chuck Pratt took over AMC and decided to kill off the soap's heart and soul, Stuart Chandler (David Canary), in a wacky, whodunit.
Even later, ABC, in its infinite wisdom, decided to move AMC across the country, causing several, popular East Coast stars, including popular leading man Thorsten Kaye (Zach) to say, "What gives?" It's like ABC read from a manual entitled, Soap Opera Killing For Dummies, yet later claimed to not have a clue as to why "viewer attitudes have changed." Okay, I'm getting sidetracked.
So, because three popular and viable characters were killed off, AMC had to come up with a storyline to bring them all back from the dead — at the same time. Over the past few weeks and months, ABC has been managing to do just that via Project Orpheus, a sci-fi storyline about stem cell research that facilitated the returns of Dixie, Zach and this past week Stuart.
Meanwhile, the writers have also been wrapping up an arc that saw beloved heroine Dr. Angie Hubbard (Debbi Morgan) lose her eyesight, only to have her stillborn baby switched with another infant. They were doing this while introducing a new plot that found the iconic Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) penning a second memoir (While being held captive by her doppelganger), that was quickly optioned by Hollyweird. Can I get the number to Erica's literary agent? This was all juxtaposed by the continuing downward spiral of JR Chandler (the brilliant Jacob Young), as the spoiled heir lost his wife, son, company and finally his marbles.
(SPOILER ALERT) In today's episode, the soap's ABC finale, all things finally came to a head in Pine Valley. Angie begged Jesse to let David go, because he performs necromancy, er miracles. Brooke provided Adam with the next best gift he could receive after discovering his twin and conscience was still alive, she bought back his house. Jamie Martin (Justin Bruening) tried his best to reach out to his increasingly out-of-touch stepbrother and Erica Kane once again found herself having to choose between her aspirations and a man that she loves.
The action culminated at a glamorous, last minute party at Chandler manse. Everyone in town was in attendance, including an unhinged JR, who had sent a text to his ex-wife Marissa (Sarah Glendening) and her lover Bianca (Christina Bennett Lind), the two women JR holds most responsible for all that ails him. Or does he? Judging by the nasty exchange he had with his mother earlier in the episode, maybe it's the woman who brought him into the world, JR hates the most? Ungrateful little brat. Just think of all those verses of "You Are My Sunshine" Dixie sang to him!
JR's brain soaked with liquor and self pity, who knows what was truly fueling his demons? I'll tell you who, Agnes Nixon. Perhaps the most therapeutic of all soap writers, Nixon is still an expert at exploring what lies in the hearts of the men and women of Pine Valley, even after 41 years — 21 of which I've watched right along with millions of soap fans.
The Martins, the town's premiere family (Don't tell Aunt Phoebe I said that!), were front and center, with Tad (Michael E. Knight) giving a poignant farewell speech to the viewers who have watched the show for 41 years on ABC, that also encouraged them to stay tuned for what happens next. Friends and family were also happy to learn Angie had her sight back and the Hubbards found out a new baby could on the way. Not quite done with being dastardly, David continued to tease Dixie about his final lab experiment. Who else from Pine Valley's past could he have saved? Maybe they aren't from Pine Valley? Maybe it's Jimmy Hoffa?
Then of course, back to our Erica, the selfish, petulant female version of Peter Pan, who dared to believe her lofty aspirations were (gasp!) just as important as pleasing her man. When La Kane's BFF Opal (Jill Larson) informed her that Jack (Walt Willey) was thinking of calling it a day, after 24 years of loving and losing Erica, the diva did what she does best. She got dolled up, whipped a sideways ponytail together and headed for a party—and a confrontation—that ended with quite a bang.
We won't know who lived to love another day in Pine Valley until January 2012, but one thing is for certain, if Agnes and Lorraine were tasked with giving us something to make us follow All My Children, wherever she ends up — Mission Accomplished.
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18 August 2008
2 hours 14 min
I have mixed feelings in review of the final episode.
I cried at the opening scenes with the all of the children being born, it was beautiful and one of the best montages that I've ever seen on a soap.
On the other hand, I take offense at the final Jack and Erica scene. Beyond the question of why Jack can't stand beside Erica and allow her to pursue her dreams - I hated the idea that the final vision of Erica is her being humiliated at a party - rather than triumphant.
1 July 2009
3 min 27 sec
I liked the finale, remember guys this was a cliffhanger, and that's what we got.
Tad's speech was beautiful, I started to tear up. You can tell everyone was feeling it, love Brooke and Adam being engaged, I actually liked Jack telling Erica where to go, Jesse and David calling a truce, who else was it that David was hiding, and for all we know JR may not have shot anyone at all, kind of like that last episode of Dallas when JR had a loaded gun and it went off camera and it went off.
Can't wait for January!!
27 June 2009
17 hours 55 min
Loved the opening and Tad's speech but I agree that this was not a great final ep.
oh and thanks to ABC for the big EFF-YOU for the scroll about the Chew. It was bad enough promoting the new show to death (heaven forbid you actually promoted the soaps) but that was insulting to everyone to loves AMC and OLTL
18 February 2009
3 hours 14 min
"...perhaps you should take time to remember that none of us put AMC in a premature grave. I think we all know who is to blame for what happened to this soap. Perspective is EVERYTHING right now."
One more thing before I go...I think some of us did put AMC in a premature grave. I include myself in this. Remember when abc.com did their "Shop The Soaps" thing? They were pimping out all sorts of products (many of them lame) and we laughed at them for doing it. (I did, however, buy my late mother a Christmas Ornament from the Crystal Ball, which was a memorial for the now-no-longer-dead Maria Grey.
Then, remember when they did the Campbell Soup Heart Healthy Month cross-promotion? Again, we in the blogosphere (myself included) scoffed at the crass product placement and how they were making our beloved characters hawk soup!
Well, the reality is that the ABC executives were trying to tell us something. If we played along and BOUGHT some damn tomato soup, we might have kept our shows on the air. What we did, though, was laugh in their faces to even try to mix their commercialism into our shows. Well, that worked out well for US, didn't it?
At least THEY were trying! They may have given up on soaps by NOW, but they seemed to be actually trying to make them work THEN! If you stop and think about it, I'm making a valid point here. We are NOT completely blameless in the sad situation we are in today.
Okay, I've gotten that off of my chest. And with that, I wish you all well. I hear when The Chew is inevitably cancelled, they'll be giving Snooki a talk show!
No one to blame but ourselves...
15 July 2008
5 days 20 hours
Ihavent watched but I cant believe they didnt tell us who the other patient is that David has. The ONLY person I could realistically seeing at this point is Julia Santos unless JR imagining babe telling him its NOT her ends up just being his imagination and oops its babe after all. Of course that means the B is wrong that Dixie remembers and if the B is wrong then maybe the person being female is bull too. Technically I guess Stuart is someone Erica loved so that takes that aspect out of the equation.
I agree with the previous poster - they cant wait past Jan. Even January is pushing it.
I imagine the only way to move forward if they lose as many cast members as has been rumored is to pick up 3 months later and not actually at the party. The can recast JR and they might be able to recast angie but they obviously cant recast erica.
7 July 2009
15 hours 4 min
I disagree with Jamey's assessment...I think this may have been the worst ending of a soap I have ever seen. And even though it is moving to the Internet I still think there should have been more of an ending to things than what we got which was a week full of insanely insufferable characters behaving insufferable as hell. I can't be the only person who wanted to hurl their TV out the window every time the show returned to Kendall and Zach's living room.
After seeing the nonsense with Erica Kane this week I almost hope she doesn't sign on with Prospect Park...I love Susan Lucci and she is holding up spectacularly for her age but she's still a lot closer to 70 than 30. Its time for Erica to stop behaving like a ingenue because it just comes off as sad now. JR roaming around the town acting like a douche wasn't entertaining at all and instead of having this silly cliffhanger (that really won't be much of a cliffhanger since JY is not coming back)there could have been really emotional, resonant scenes that dealt with his many problems with both parents and sent the character off the canvass instead of this plot driven hackery.
The only bright spots were Julia Barr and David Canary coming back (even my cold, black heart was warmed by Stuart's return from the great beyond) and seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar in Pine Valley (even though her not having one scene with Lucci seems like a waste) but everything else felt rushed and sloppy and wholly unsatisfying.
1 December 2007
1 year 29 weeks
I watched the finale live in the U.S.' eastern time zone, and I didn't hear the bang. I don't recall clearly hearing a gunshot. Maybe I thought it was part of the music. I'm glad there wasn't a more heartbreaking ending, such as seeing who got shot, J.R. shooting himself, or a disaster that could've killed everyone. I expected a cliffhanger, and that is exactly what we got. It's interesting that David still has someone else alive. But if not Babe, then who? Something I just thought of... If we're suppose to believe that someone or multiple someones die once the online version is here, how can we knowing that David could do his magic and resurrect them? Killing people off on this show is hard to accept anymore. Anyway... I loved Tad's speech, the kids reciting the "you are all my children" poem, the fact that there was one last lavish Chandler party, the Stuart/Marian scenes, Adam's proposal, and the way Jack left Erica. The party was suppose to be for Stuart as well, but we never saw him & Marian arrive. I thought that was weird. The beginning of the episode - showing the different births & seeing how the families have grown - brought tears to my eyes. That and the party showed what All My Children is all about: family and community. AMC was my first soap. I've been a loyal viewer for about 15 years, though I remember seeing it farther back when I was just a little kid. My mom got me hooked on it. AMC has a place in my heart. Pine Valley will always be my TV home.
23 September 2010
1 hour 24 min
Nice article... and the mention of ICQ!!!! Ah, memories!
18 February 2009
3 hours 14 min
Harley, are you in Canada? CTVtwo faded just as the shot happened. i was really annoyed by that, because I had to find out from my board-buddies that I missed the gunshot, too! I listened again to the ABC Seattle west coast feed and the shot was fired and they went to black. (Luckily, if you watch outside your timezone, you don't get the Canadian feed substituted over ABC.)
14 April 2009
29 weeks 5 days
With what he said to Dixie about it being better she didn't know, I'm guessing it's his mother, Vanessa Bennett.
I enjoyed the ABC finale and Tad's speech. They have plot going forward, so I think it worked, especailly when coupled with the entire week's episodes.
4 February 2009
9 weeks 6 days
i didn't like it either
23 March 2009
1 year 34 weeks
I really enjoyed the finale! Just a thought...I'm wondering if JR didn't turn the gun on himself? He isn't returning, so I think it's a possible twist.
6 December 2009
6 hours 43 min
David's "other" mystery patient is something they can work on for the reboot, I personally don't think its Babe but could be maybe Vanessa his mother, Julia is good guess, or maybe Trevor?
28 November 2008
2 weeks 6 days
I thought AMC's finale on ABC was solid, especially considering how much sh** Lorraine and Agnes had to clean up from the last few years. I hold on to hope that when AMC returns in January, it will have more than just a few familiar faces and will stay true to who AMC is.. Michael E. Knight was perfect with Tad's speech and Debbi Morgan never looked better. Bravo, AMC!
17 June 2009
10 min 29 sec
I AM DISTRAUGHT!
i wish they had done a 10 second montage of all the opening credits like Guiding Light did before their final episode began.
WHO IS DAVID'S MYSTERY PATIENT!?!
He told Dixie "You wouldn't believe me even if I told you."!!!
is it Jenny, Vanessa, Mona, Laura, Phoebe?!?
28 November 2008
2 weeks 6 days
They could use that cliffhanger, David's Mystery Patient, as a way to bring back a core character. It will be interesting to see what the cast list looks like for PP's AMC. I'd love Erica, but I think Brooke, Tad, or Opal could easily become the central character of the show.
22 April 2009
1 week 5 days
Canadian viewers who missed the final clip can try going to Ctv.ca under on line section of shows listing to see if the on line episode will have the complete final AMC show this is the best bet. I was actually taping the Canadian earlier feed to avoid having to see the tacky promo for the icky food show which will remain nameless. AMC rocks!!! the show even got People magazine to do a special issue!!!
14 June 2009
5 hours 53 min
I am not a regular viewer of AMC but I caught the ep today and have been watching here and there for the last few weeks. I think that it would have been better to open the show with the party already starting and all the action taking place at the party. The first part didn't exactly do alot that we hadn't already seen on The view or could not have looked up on UTUBE. Especially the kiddies reading the same poem that we saw Agnes reading at the cast wrap on the view. Her reading and the cast repeating it had way more emotional value and almost church like spiritiality. The kiddie thing was like going to first grade play. They could have had all the catching up and the reveals at the party jumping from one group to the next. Maybe having JR seperated and going crazy with memories of Babe and other things. Then catching up with the family at the party and having a big condemnation pity party in front of everyone and pulling the gun out and shooting. fade to black. Overall it is better than some soap endings I have watched. Not as good as others. For the very best one, Texas might have ended better than any soap ever(I have watched alot of NBC shows so I have seen alot of endings lol) Lovers and Friends ended well too!. Funny enough the worst ending was on the same day and the same network thirty minutes before on The Doctors.
I hope that AMC lands on its feet on the internet. I might try to watch the show if Agnes stays with it.
19 September 2011
11 weeks 3 days
lame... The whole week was amazing with montages about the main Pine Valley families, I cried in every episode EXCEPT todays. It wasn't as dramatic as I had hoped it would be and seriously can I just ask wtf were the promo photos of Leo in ConFusion?! I thought for sure he would be back in todays episode but no...completely cheated.
17 June 2009
10 min 30 sec
from what understand, the Leo at ConFusion pics were scenes that were shot before the show was bought up by the new company taking it online.
I also read that there was going to be future look into everyone's lives.
I think Leo was going to be with Greenlee at ConFusion in their future.
5 December 2010
38 weeks 20 hours
Why did the show end without Stuart ever getting to the party? Wasn't he a big reason for the party in the first place?
16 September 2010
3 weeks 22 hours
@TVGord: Thank you for addressing the naysayers. I watched the finale at Carolyn Hinsey's NYC party. She did a great job of keeping people positive (i.e., asking what we thought during commercials, helping us to "Boo The Spew", etc.). As many times as her column has mocked AMC, she has a genuine love for Agnes and Lorraine and really believes in their visions for the show moving forward.
I want people to remember that we had no show on April 14th; PP stepped in to save the show (and OLTL, which I don't watch, but want to go on for its fans). My only regret is that this is a licensing deal in which ABC still gets to make money from. That truly sucks, but anything that will keep it alive is great.
I thoroughly enjoyed the finale, but I have watched the show since the very beginning (I came home from kindergarten and sat with my mom and/or grandma to watch). The only times I could not watch were when I was in college in the 80s and then when I didn't have a VCR. In any case, everyone who knows me knows this soap is my passion and there is no way I would not follow it online. There are some boards with so much negativity; people who say they won't be able to see it online. This computer is 10 years old and I have no trouble watching things online, so hopefully enough people who say they can't watch will at least try (plus there are cheap enough ways to make it happen if you feel you have a bad connection).
I do feel the finale had elements to make people come back - who was shot?, will Jack and Erica ever end up together?, who is the last patient?. Agnes and Lorraine did a great job and as I said before, I'm holding on until the next chapter begins.
11 January 2010
1 week 6 days
I loved it, mostly. I have only watched for a couple years, but I thought they did an amazing job. I liked all of the cliffhangers, and I think it will lead to some good stuff with Prospect Park. My only issue was the gunshot. It should not have been the end. You should have heard the gunshot, then a gasp. I had to watch it three times, because I wasn't sure if it was a gunshot or Jackson slamming the door. I just wish that the shot was more defined, and that people were genuinely shocked at who got shot. But overall, I thought the whole final week was tremendous.
16 March 2008
11 hours 17 min
I LOVED the finale. I started tearing up before the opening credits. The whole episode was pretty emotional for me. I’ll go so far as to say that if this episode is submitted for next year’s Daytime Emmys, AMC deserves to be awarded for best written and all around best show. Seriously! Compared to the other more recent soap finales, this one was the best. Everyone was in character, including the usual troublemakers, who I just chalked it up as having a great day. Pine Valley can do that to you. This show has always been about the community putting most differences aside to celebrate life and considering that Stuart Chandler is the heart of Pine Valley, hence the party; this episode greatly spoke to that.
Erica was being Erica Kane to the end and I love it. Granted, I agree that I wished they had matured her character within the last several years to more of a sassy and more mature matriarch of sorts rather than having her dress and act like she’s two years removed from her super model days but hey, too late. They went with who she is now and it worked. I actually found myself laughing at her entrance to the party because it’s so Erica Kane. The line my man Jackson said to her at the end was perfect because I always thought of Erica as the modern day Scarlett O’Hara.
The cliffhanger was great. It was classic AMC, which was known in its day to have the best cliffhangers on a weekly basis so again, that spoke to the history of the show. I’ll probably check out the online version but I will miss watching this show on television. It has been a big part of my life and television will not be the same for me.
And so I quote my girl Ashley Mendoza from the Pine Valley Podcast, “SUCK IT BRIAN FRONS!” I’m very curious to see how karma bites you in your fat ass.
15 October 2008
1 year 32 weeks
I missed all the CBS finales so even though I am not an AMCer I was determined to catch this one. I completely agree with every thing feeling rushed, with all the house buy backs /returns from the dead /pregnancies and engagements.
They are going to have a lot of explaining to do come January, especially if La Lucci decides not to stay.
As usual ABC made sure to throw shade by pimping commercials for the Chew during the final episode of this Iconic soap. I did scream though when Susan said. "I am Erica Cane."
I guess ABC couldn't have had the class to let the final moments of the show be Agnes holding her book, encouraging viewers to continue watching the Show with Prospect Park in Jan. 2012 to see what happens, instead we get the closing cliffhanger/credits- followed by another Chew ad? WTF
15 August 2010
1 year 32 weeks
CAMERON MATHISON (Ryan) don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Oh wait, your vocal can't get any more woman-like.
Hero??? LMAO CAMERON MATHISON IS THE WORST SOAP OPERA ACTOR in the 30 years I have been watching soaps and I have watched all of them.
31 March 2008
14 hours 36 min
@Renegade - What's up with the hatred for Cameron? He's done a great job on the show and is one of the nicest guys if you've had the chance to meet him in person.
...In any case, I agree with most of the other posts, the finale was a great. I'm glad it didn't end over the top. I think the only thing that will be possibly difficult is how it will launch in January? Modern technology and flow information gives us the ability to know a lot more than we would have in the old days, i.e., we are aware of a number of cast members leaving, particularly Jacob Young. So as he fired the gun and shot someone, this whole scene would likely have to be retyped with new actors playing the role, or they would have to setup something like Prison Break did in its closing, whereby they just advanced the story by several months and told it through some flashback explanation.
As Jamie and others have said, I enjoyed the last few weeks of the show.
16 February 2009
1 year 19 weeks
I don't believe ANY ending would have been satisfactory to viewers. When a show you love goes off the air, nothing can make you smile and say
"oh, it's okay .... it was a good run." However, since this was NOT a final episode, but a PAUSE, I believe it could have taken a different direction.
If I ruled the world, I would have spent the last week reviewing the history of the show. I would have had interviews with characters (both present as well as past), shown numerous historical clips, let the actors talk about them, and just go down memory lane with the audience. I would have really tugged at the heartstrings of the audience, making them salivate for more. And on Friday, I would not have pulled a Sopranos - it didn't work on HBO, and it sure didn't work on AMC.
For me, there was no reason to have a cliffhanging final because the future is unknown. Maybe one of the actors who has stated he/she will not return...will have a change of heart and sign onto AMC2. Then what? Maybe JY won't like BB and will want to return. Maybe DM will be disappointed in YR and want to return. Who knows. Maura West went to YR and was treated like garbage and then was fired. No one knows what the future will hold.
If Jack had gone to CA people would have crucified him; with his telling Erica to go to hell, some were unhappy -- can't please 'em all. Personally I was glad Jack reclaimed his dignity - Peter Pan (great description!!!) will never grow up and Jack knows it. Brook buying the mansion was predictable. Stuart/Adam reuniting was touching beyond belief. Tad and Dixie's proposal in the park on speakerphone was cute... sort of. Scott and Madison made me smile - I really liked them together.
But JR .... why was HE sacrificed, destroyed, humiliated, and spit on with such venom? He was the "chosen one" - the golden recipient of hate. I would have rather seen David finally busted, tried, convicted, and sentenced to hell, somewhere he deserves.
It's over .... for now. Wonder what's next?
27 June 2011
28 weeks 1 day
I just wanted to thank the entire cast and crew of All My Children for the wonderful work they have done over the years. You all have truly touched my heart with the wonderful characters you brought to life and the interesting stories you told. I will always be grateful for that. All My Children will always have a special place in my heart. Thank you, once again.
4 May 2009
11 min 45 sec
It is inconceivable to me that if I turn on ABC tomorrow at noon that All My Children won't be on.
Fuck.....Fuck!