The Devil Is SO Busy
By Jamey Giddens on February 13, 2009
Okay, this girl has no soapy connection, except for the fact that she played Jennie Garth's little sister on some tween-com a few years back, but when I saw her dress, I knew I had to write about it. Why in high hell is Amanda Bynes all up at the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2009 Fashion Show dressed up like somebody's Amazon Warrior Princess? Did she think the show was a casting call for the Wonder Woman movie? Is she gonna undo that business around her waist and turn it into the Lasso of Truth, before roping poor Susan Lucci to the ground and making her confess to the exact amount of her paycut? Hasn't Lucci suffered enough?
Okay, this girl has no soapy connection, except for the fact that she played Jennie Garth's little sister on some tween-com a few years back, but when I saw her dress, I knew I had to write about it. Why in high hell is Amanda Bynes all up at the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2009 Fashion Show dressed up like somebody's Amazon Warrior Princess? Did she think the show was a casting call for the Wonder Woman movie? Is she gonna undo that business around her waist and turn it into the Lasso of Truth, before roping poor Susan Lucci to the ground and making her confess to the exact amount of her paycut? Hasn't Lucci suffered enough?
Why are all the little Disney and Nickelodeon girls in such a rush to show all they goodies for the world to see? If that dress gets any shorter, I'll know if her carpet matches her drapes. That mess is okay for a party at Diddy's house, but not a glamorous fashion fundraiser. I am gonna send every starlet in Hollywood a coffee table book featuring the fashion choices of the late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis so that I can stop seeing all this madness on the red carpet!
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28 December 2007
1 year 33 weeks
When I first saw this picture I assumed she was a hooker.
22 January 2008
17 hours 59 min
When I first saw this picture I assumed she was a hooker.
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As did many a Richard Gere-lookalike when they pull up beside her on the curb with Roxette playing on their CD player.
3 December 2008
1 week 1 day
What's that line about making the world your gynecologist?
12 November 2008
3 years 14 weeks
i thought it was amanda from AMC...opps
15 January 2009
1 day 9 hours
I believe she's wearing that thing around her waist so that people don't confuse her with all the other hookers who were out looking for a date.
22 August 2007
1 day 16 hours
The girl's got legs... that's for sure.
16 August 2007
1 day 9 hours
Jamey how could you? Picking on poor sweet angelic Amanda Bynes. She is a innocent, talented actress. lol
22 January 2008
17 hours 59 min
Jamey how could you? Picking on poor sweet angelic Amanda Bynes
. She is a innocent, talented actress. lol
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Her Mama needs to beat her ass.
16 August 2007
1 day 9 hours
Amanda Bynes is a role model for each and every young girl. She brings dignity, depth, humor, relatability and every role. She has amazing chemistry with each actor she shares a scene with, unlike that evil, untalented hack Hilary Duff. If you want to pick on someon for showing off their legs, I'm sure Dakota Fanning would appreciate it. See link below.
http://blog.dispatch.com/celeb/2009/02/hellooooo_dakota_fannings_legs.shtml
22 January 2008
17 hours 59 min
Amanda Bynes is a role model for each and every young girl. She brings dignity, depth, humor, relatability and every role. She has amazing chemistry with each actor she shares a scene with, unlike that evil, untalented hack Hilary Duff. If you want to pick on someon for showing off their legs, I'm sure Dakota Fanning would appreciate it. See link below.
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I don't care if she has the combined acting chops of the late Sir Laurence Olivier and Meryl Streep, she looks like Xena The Warrior Slut in that get up.
22 January 2008
17 hours 59 min
As for that Dakota Fanning, her parents need to be horse-whipped with a leather strap.
16 August 2007
1 day 9 hours
For shame....how could you say such ugly and hateful things about a young woman whose only crime is growing up and embracing her new found hooters? Wonder Woman was an icon for generations of young women, to say that AB can't pattern her attire after such an inspirational icon is ageist and discriminatory.
22 January 2008
17 hours 59 min
For shame....how could you say such ugly and hateful things about a young woman whose only crime is growing up and embracing her new found hooters? Wonder Woman was an icon for generations of young women, to say that AB can't dress pattern her attire after such an inspirational icon is ageist and discriminatory.
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Were she flying around in her invisible jet or dodging bullets shot by members of the Legion of Doom with her bracelets yelling "Mighty Athena" I might not mind her particular ensemble objectionable. As it is though, she looks a plum, three-dollar mess at this gala.
6 July 2008
3 years 2 weeks
AMEN! If the dress was about 2 inches longer it might not be that bad. But the dress was on the edge of scandalous. Plus it lets other girls thing dressing in something so tiny is acceptable for such an occasion. A party MAYBE but not a fundraiser.
15 October 2008
4 weeks 3 days
Jamey & Luke you made my day on this lonely V-Day. I do agree w/Luke that Amanda is a good actress who got her stuff together (pay attention Lindsay) and Jay that is too funny "Her Mama needs to beat her ass." & "As for that Dakota Fanning, her parents need to be horse-whipped with a leather strap."
Speaking of, OMG Dakota!
16 August 2007
1 day 9 hours
I do not believe in any horsewhipping as a punishment...willow switching yes, horsewhipping no. AB certainly does not deserve either.
27 September 2008
2 years 43 weeks
Ha! Amanda from AMC! No seriously, she can't help it if she has a high waist line. And can you blame a girl for buying boobs and wanting to show just a little of them? Now, Dekota Fanning looks like a slut with that pose.
Of course, I'm a straight guy, so I'm a bit braindead at the moment.
3 May 2009
4 years 3 weeks