BREAKING NEWS: Sam McCall's Hot Tub Confiscated By The WSB! Is This GH's March Sweeps Storyline?
On the heels of Port Charles being saved from toxic balls, comes this shocking development. The WSB has detached a special toxic waste team to confiscate Sam McCall's hot tub on General Hospital. Apparently the tub has been linked to a mass spread of lethal crotch crickets across the US.
"I saw one of 'em take flight!" a startled, shirtless man declared from his front porch in Middle America. "It had big 'ol wings!"
"This is truly the worst plague to ever hit mankind," said billionaire corporate raider Edward Quartermaine. "And I should know, I was there for Noah's flood."
When asked for a statement, Ms. McCall said "No comment." before flipping our camera guy the bird. Strangely, the bald, be-spectacled man became aroused.
A second woman, presumed to be McCall's mother, Port Charles District Attorney Alexis Cassadine Davis, burst into tears and ran away from our reporter screaming, "Why couldn't Elizabeth have been my DOOTER?"
Ms. Davis's former husband, attorney Ric Lansing had this to say, "Can I get a storyline? Please? I'll do anything...I like black T-shirts. I look good in black T-shirts! Come on Jill, I was Alan-Michael for Christ's sake!"
If you see one of the toxic crotch crickets, do not, I repeat DO NOT engage it. Call Special Agent Frisco Jones IMMEDIATELY!
Stay tuned to Daytime Confidential as the shocking story plays out.
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1 June 2008
5 hours 59 min
Ok I think Jason Morgan is coming to destroy the hot tub, by orders of thr FEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 November 2007
3 weeks 2 hours
Jamey you are so funny!
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
Jamey you are so funny!
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I assure you crotch crickets are no laughing matter Timepass! When they get hungry they feast on corn fields. This could ruin the exploration of ethanol as an alternative fuel! Sam McCall's hot tub must be dropped into an active volcano and she locked inside that plastic bubble John Travolta was in for that one TV movie IMMEDIATELY! No one is safe!
15 July 2008
6 hours 13 min
Hey could we at least tag Kelly monaco for this story so she gets the monthly points on DC?
Oh and I better not see an of the damn jizzers posting in here since this is a SAM love thread. Otherwise you will all just be a bunch of cyber bullys! LOL
Wondering, if they retire the hot tub could they also retire Lizard's womb, as its had as much action as the hot tub ever had.
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
I advise against that. Never trust an agent that doesn't have the decency to show up to his own daughter's funeral!
22 August 2007
1 week 6 days
Funny man, Funny man...
Season... so true but I love my Frisco, dead beat dad and all.
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
Hey could we at least tag Kelly monaco for this story so she gets the monthly points on DC?
Oh and I better not see an of the damn jizzers posting in here since this is a SAM love thread. Otherwise you will all just be a bunch of cyber bullys! LOL
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LOL, I will definitely put one up. Luke can tell you I hate finding those names, so it wasn't Kelly bias I assure you! He usuall comes in and puts all my tags in.
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
I advise against that. Never trust an agent that doesn't have the decency to show up to his own daughter's funeral!
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Well, aren't you Miss Keesha Killjoy! LOL
14 November 2007
1 year 39 weeks
*sigh* I knew I was going to have to pay for the "Jason only takes off his shirt for Lizzzz so he can put it over her face while he bangs her" comment.
Note to self: Always remember who has the power at DC, lol
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
Just trying to keep America safe.
16 August 2007
41 min 1 sec
I just read a report that investigators uncovered proof that it is the toxic crotch crickets are responsible for the infected peanut butter supply
25 March 2008
4 hours 22 min
I would gladly welcome Frisco back to my screen by way of the crotch crickets! Dead beat dad and all! Man, I miss Jack Wagner...
15 July 2008
6 hours 13 min
STOP IT.. This is a Sam love thread and you all can't be in here. Its cyber bullying, I tell ya', CY-BER BULLYING.. Keep your jiz love to yourselves. SHOO SHOO SHOO... LOL
And yeah Daisy, I blame you too. I have noticed whenever you get a really good zinger in, Team Sam pays for it. LOL Damn you for being so witty. LOL
25 March 2008
4 hours 22 min
"I just read a report that investigators uncovered proof that it is the toxic crotch crickets are responsible for the infected peanut butter supply"
Damn, that's just nasty!
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
ETT and Daisy Clover, I left you girls a present at the top of the page!
15 July 2008
6 hours 13 min
With all this bashing, KeMo may end up being the "most popular" for this month LOL. At least something good will come out of it.
But I am still trying to figure out yesterday - the same poster that called me a cyber bully called you a hero, so would this thread still be in the heroic category? If I say Lizard has had so many pregnancies by different men that she had one of those take a number ticket systems installed in her va-jay-jay, is that bullying? How will I ever learn if they seem to be so very much the same LOL
VIVA LA JASAM!!
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
Career women who get pregnant by every other man they sleep with, with one child whose paternity has yet to be revealed to everyone, even the child itself, and are hard up for a mobster's touch. A think another blood test is in order!
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
But I am still trying to figure out yesterday - the same poster that called me a cyber bully called you a hero, so would this thread still be in the heroic category? If I say Lizard has had so many pregnancies by different men that she had one of those take a number ticket systems installed in her va-jay-jay, is that bullying? How will I ever learn if they seem to be so very much the same LOL
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I never accuse anyone of cyber bullying whether they talk about actors or characters. That ain't my thing. Lord knows I'd be a hypocrite if I did. LOL I am an equal opportunity basher of the actors and characters I don't like on each show. Look how I treat Christel Khalil and Lily on Y&R? But with Sam and Kelly it is different for me. I hate the character, loathe would actually be a better description, but find the actress amusing and smart about her career. Do I think she is favored? Oh hells yes, do I blame her? Hells no! If you're favored, use it, but since I prefer others who aren't favored all call the top brass for it. I actually would actually watch Kelly in primetime or on film, whereas I would never wast a plug nickel on a vehicle starring Christel Khalil
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
Career women who get pregnant by every other man they sleep with, with one child whose paternity has yet to be revealed to everyone, even the child itself, and are hard up for a mobster's touch. A think another blood test is in order!
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Yeah well, at least she didn't put her baby in a tree like your precious Robin! Grrr.
25 March 2008
4 hours 22 min
Daisy, as much as I disagree with your t-shirt over Liz's face comment, it was pretty genius.
18 November 2007
34 weeks 4 days
WOW... We now have RESORTED to posting FAKE NEWS... NICE... EVER SO ******* NICE... so makes me want to stay tuned into this website.. Even when you are trying to be nice... you are still an jerk...
I am a HUGE Sam fan... And VERY proud of it.. I only post on DC when it is needed to stand up for my girl!!!!!!!
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
We now have RESORTED to posting FAKE NEWS...
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Wow, I bet Saturday Night Live causes you to have seizures.
15 July 2008
6 hours 13 min
No, Jamey, I knew the comment didnt come from you. I just think its funny that someone that called you heroic for pimping jiz and slamming Sam called me a cyber bulling for trashing jiz and pimping Sam. LOL. I mean my goodness if you were a hero yesterday, today you must be up for patron saint LOL.
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
today you must be up for patron saint LOL.
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I prefer the People's Blogger. That title means much more to me!
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
Better up a tree than under the supervision of a parent willing to put her brood in harm's way for nookie from a mobster!
22 January 2008
4 hours 9 min
Better up a tree than under the supervision of a parent willing to put her brood in harm's way for nookie from a mobster!
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Yeah, cause Robin had so much of problem with mobsters that she played bones every night at Sonny and Brenda's crib when she was a girl and fell in love with two of his henchman! LOL
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
But she never chose nookie with a mobster over her child not like Liz "oh, me so horny" Webber.
1 June 2008
5 hours 59 min
Ok if you are tallking about Jason he should be with Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JASON WILL BE BETTER THAN A REAL LOSER LIKE SUCKY !!!!!!
LONG LIVE THE MORGAN'S FAMILY LIZ CAM JAKE AND JASON!!
14 November 2007
1 year 39 weeks
ahanshew: Thank you! I appreciate that, lol!
23 July 2008
2 weeks 5 days
I think Lucky is the father. Robots can't procreate. Unless, Jason's a Cylon!