90210 Meets Red Light Special
By Jamey Giddens on February 13, 2009
Since it's for a good cause, I wanna play nice, but 90210's Tori Spelling needs her old ass whupped for going out to the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Fall 2009 Fashion Show looking like somebody's burlesque show kewpie doll on acid! Tori is my age, so it's high time she left that kind of foolishness to the Mylie Cyrus's and the Katie Perry's of the world. I don't know how Jennie Garth can stand there with a straight face, but then she did get through Kelly's gunshot induced-amnesia on the original Beverly Hills, 90210 circa Season 8 (Or was it 9?).
Since it's for a good cause, I wanna play nice, but 90210's Tori Spelling needs her old ass whupped for going out to the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Fall 2009 Fashion Show looking like somebody's burlesque show kewpie doll on acid! Tori is my age, so it's high time she left that kind of foolishness to the Mylie Cyrus's and the Katie Perry's of the world. I don't know how Jennie Garth can stand there with a straight face, but then she did get through Kelly's gunshot induced-amnesia on the original Beverly Hills, 90210 circa Season 8 (Or was it 9?).
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4 June 2008
2 years 37 weeks
she looks beautiful! The dress is fine!
Why isnt there an author or tags on this post?
I'd like to know who's sour opinion this is....
22 January 2008
23 min 59 sec
It's mine, I don't know what's wrong with the author thing, but my opinion is no more sour than that tacky dress! It's a gala affair, not a the MTV Music Awards.
4 June 2008
2 years 37 weeks
LOL.. but Jamey! you got a slight point there ("It's a gala affair, not a the MTV Music Awards.") but she looks great! Just cause its lacy and frilly doesn't mean its tacky! Differ of opinion, no big deal.
I think she looks fabulous and the dress is fine. It's not cut real low, nor is it real short showing her a$$. She looks GREAT! 40 and fabulous!
D.
22 January 2008
23 min 59 sec
LOL.. but Jamey! you got a slight point there ("It's a gala affair, not a the MTV Music Awards.") but she looks great! Just cause its lacy and frilly doesn't mean its tacky! Differ of opinion, no big deal.
I think she looks fabulous and the dress is fine. It's not cut real low, nor is it real short showing her a$$. She looks GREAT! 40 and fabulous!
D.
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Tori's 40? That's even worse! LOL I thought she was 35 ish, I forget she was older than the character of Donna. The 90210 characters were two years ahead of me in high school. They graduated West Bev Class of 93 and I graduated Pohdunk High Class of 95...God it's sad that I remember that.
16 August 2007
18 min 9 sec
I'm assuming the red light is Jennie Garth? lol
4 June 2008
2 years 37 weeks
Tori's 40? That's even worse! LOL I thought she was 35 ish, I forget she was older than the character of Donna. The 90210 characters were two years ahead of me in high school. They graduated West Bev Class of 93 and I graduated Pohdunk High Class of 95...God it's sad that I remember that.
You are correct she is only 36!
I thought i'd heard her say on her reality tv show (Forgot the name, Has "Tori" in it) that she was 40! Sorry, my mistake.
22 January 2008
23 min 59 sec
I'm assuming the red light is Jennie Garth? lol
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A Red Light Special is where you go to get a hooker dear, genteel Luke. How I wish I was as untarnished by the world as yee! LMAO
29 November 2008
5 days 3 hours
Tori's dress is cute but it would look better if she was 25ish not 35ish. She needs to start dressing her age.
16 August 2007
18 min 9 sec
Jennie is the red light, Tori is the special.
22 January 2008
23 min 59 sec
Jennie is the red light, Tori is the special.
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No...Jennie is the 90210, Tori is what you get at a Red Light Special.