"It's not my fault they write my character to molest his nieces, geesh!"
Why doesn't Ken Corday ever invite me to golf. Josh Taylor my ass!
Poor dumb Max. And Jamey, considering that you are the king of snark, that is high praise indeed.
"Hmmm...I wonder if I can hook up with Marlena before she leaves town. (crickets chirping in his head) Uhh...I can't remember why I quit racing cars to tend bar at the pub. And why the hell did I invest all that money in Touch The Sky? And whatever to that car engine me and Shaun were working on? Wasn't that, like, supposed to make us rich? (crickets chirping) Hmmm, I wonder if I can hook up with Marlena before she leaves town. She's not my niece, right? Like it matters...
I bow to the Master! ROTFLMAO
Kayla: (to Stephanie) What's wrong w/ Max?
Stephanie: He's having trouble reading a book?
Kayla: What's the book? Ulysses? War and Peace?
Stephanie: No. The Dick and Jane books.
Max: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates....
Max: I could have left her in France....
Why can't Ken fire me? then i can go work on Y&R.
"I too am sad that this show is being reduced to a daytime seen soap. Bwa-bwomp"
Darin: Why am supporting this Melanie character that no one cares about.
"I hope I don't run out of nieces to bang"