"Who's a Girl Gotta Sleep With To Get Her Aunt Outta Jail?"
By Jamey Giddens on September 26, 2008
How many times have you had to ask that question following a family reunion where Aunt Fanny had a little too much Crown and Coke? Oh don't pretend like it hasn't happened to you!
How many times have you had to ask that question following a family reunion where Aunt Fanny had a little too much Crown and Coke? Oh don't pretend like it hasn't happened to you!
Even as schizophrenic as One Life to Live is these days—Clint going all J.R. Ewing and going after Dorian's foster kid; Todd and Marty's rape-mance—you can always count on the Cramer girls to have each others back. Blair and Dorian proved today as once again that they will go to any lengths to protect their loved ones when Dorian got herself tossed in jail for going upside the judge's head about Langston and Blair promptly offered one of Llanview's finest some of her "goodies" to get Auntie Dearest sprung. Now that's what I call family values!
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23 July 2008
7 weeks 4 days
Ron, are you writing this or are you being threatened? Blink once for the former, twice for the latter.
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6 September 2008
23 weeks 4 days
BLAIR: "Who's a girl gotta sleep with to get her aunt out of jail?"
BLAIR says that to the LPD officer, jokingly...but he responds with:
"As for who you need to boff to get what you want, McBain is out of town."
I was shocked! & so was BLAIR but i couldnt tell if she was shocked because:
• MCBAIN was out of town without telling her
• the LPD officer used the term "boff"
• everyone knows she & MCBAIN are doin it.
5 February 2008
1 year 38 weeks
I was shocked too! That was pretty funny. It kinda made John sound like the slutty one instead of Blair lmao!