

Sometimes Daytime Confidential readers say the awesomest things. In this case it is hrfmom and season1217 commenting on the latest General Hospital rumors that a new son for Sonny may be arriving in Port Charles soon.
"They needed to create another child for Sonny to keep up with his competition...EJ on Days! When is Daytime Confidential going to have an episode covering the best (&effective) swimmers in daytime!?!?!" - hrfmom
"You know what, both Sonny and EJ have nothing on Holden Snyder. Looking at the character's Wikipedia page, I see he has managed to impregnate all of Illinois!" - season1217
Which of these three men do you think has daytime's Olympian swimmers?


Comments
14 November 2007
3 years 1 week
I would have put Y&R's Victor on there too
Well, since I *refuse* to believe EJ has just gotten Sami and Nicole pregnant, that rules him out
I think I'll go with Holden...
But I'm giving Sonny the Biggest Manslut Award (tied with B&B's Nick)
16 August 2007
7 hours 44 min
Yeah, Adam Chandler could be on the list too but since they suggested three names that's what I went with.
22 August 2007
1 day 1 hour
Hands down.... Sonny Corinthos. He sneezes in a females direction and she either is preggers or thinks she is.
23 July 2008
13 weeks 3 days
"But I'm giving Sonny the Biggest Manslut Award (tied with B&B's Nick)"
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LOL!
But Victor belongs in a whole new category. Most Coveted Sperm. Remember when the sample was in that case and practically every woman on the show had it in their possession. It still upsets me that they had Ashley lower herself and use Victor's sperm w/o his permission.
15 April 2008
4 weeks 3 days
I picked Sonny, but what about Ryan from AMC? If he is not getting someone knocked up it's "Ryan's sperm" coming out of everyone and their grandma's mouth. LOL
14 January 2008
3 years 18 weeks
Simple C & season1217 -
Let's combine your answers! New category of Most Coveted Sperm with Victor and Ryan as lead contenders.
28 June 2008
8 weeks 2 days
It appears that Sonny has more competition out there! I do not watch AMC but it appears that Ryan should also be on the list. I would agree...Victor's sperm would be highly coveted too.
Sonny's superhero name...Sperminator? SpermMan? SuperSperm?
Manslut awards...that is a whole other topic of conversation!!!
23 July 2008
13 weeks 3 days
OMG, deeneesie, I was just thinking the same thing. Both of Ryan's children were conceived through in-vitro and I think the only child he conceived naturally is the one that Annie just miscarried. Was Gillian ever pregnant? I don't know if Ryan should be on the list, though. People talk about his sperm more than it's actually being used. LOL!
And while I voted for Holden. The eventually winner of all will be Sonny. I doubt if Holden is going to have any more children. The writers aren't going to have Carly get pregnant ( I hope not!) and if and when he gets back w/ Lily they won't have her, either (they already have 3 biological children). But, God forbid, when Kate's ready she'll want Sonny's child. Lord help us.
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
My God in heaven. I thought this was a post about who was going to play Michael Phelps in some Made-4-TV movie!
28 June 2008
8 weeks 2 days
Jamey...LOL!!!
EJ may be able to play Phelps but Phelps does not blink his eyes that much!!! Sonny would be too short!!!! One of the only made for tv movies that I saw about an olympian was the Greg Louiganis (spelling?!) story starring AC Slater (Mario "im a cheating dog" lopez!).
Seriously...Jamey, I am sure you can contribute some more noteworthy names for our list. You are pretty vocal about the male sluts (aka effective reproducers/swimmers) in daytime.
13 September 2008
3 years 34 weeks
And, to remember some of the best of years past, I know that Hal Munson always got lots of props for his work in this regard. There was Nikki, Jennifer (adopted), Will, Adam, and Parker, all on the canvas at one time and all relatively young.
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
I have to give it to C.C. Capwell from the now-defunct but forever beloved Santa Barbara and of course Stefano DiMera from Days.
C.C's biological children included:
Mason and Elena by first wife Pamela
Eden, Kelly and Ted by second wife Sophia
illegitimate son Greg, by one of his mistresses
Baby Channing, from daytime's first sperm stealing storyline when Gina made off with C.C.'s, um, deposit.
He also raised Channing Jr. believing he was his son with Sophia, Channing was actually switched at birth with Brick Wallace, who was really the result of Sophia's tryst with C.C.'s arch rival Lionel, and adopted Channing Jr.'s son Brandon, a product of bisexual Channing Jr's daliance with Santana, the daughter of the Capwell maid.
Stefano fathered:
Tony, give or take whose writing the show with his concubine Daphne. They have retconned Tony's paternity even more than John's. Some times he's Stefano's, sometimes he's the DiMera gardeners, sometimes he's the milkman's, but I will always consider him Stefano's son.
Renee, the mah-ve-lous Phiece (sp) Sampler, who was in love with Tony (which is why they originally made Tony not Stefano's) and also Julie William's son David. Renee met her death at the hands of the evil Andre, Stefano's nephew and Tony's lookalike cousin.
Megan, Stefano's blonde, blue-eyed daughter who came between Bo and Hope. She also met a grizzly end.
Benji, the adorable little deaf/mute who Patch and Kayla took in. Originally Stefano's hatred for John was the result of the accident that left Benji unable to talk or speak, of course they had to overcomplicate it and make Stefano and John enemies since Eve talked Adam into taking a bite of that apple in the garden.
Kristen and Peter Blake, Stefano's adopted children-he was having an affair with their mother that drove her crazy so he took them in. Kristen married Tony to become Stefano's "real" daughter. Boy that Tony digs his sisters!
Lexie, everyone's favorite doctor, cop, baby snatcher, learned that her Aunt Frankie (Celeste) wasn't really her aunt at all. She was (gasp) her mother with a really bad Creole meets Bulgarian accent! If that wasn't enough for our Lex to deal with, her father turned out to be (double gasp) Stefano!
Elvis, when Stefano's daughter Kristen became desperate to have John's baby, Stefano, being the swell pop that he is, impregnated Kristen's homely doppleganger Susan. Susan, obsessed with the King, no not Don, Elvis, believed he had returned from the dead to sire her son.
9 September 2008
17 hours 12 min
Holden Snyder has this one down pat among Luke's contenders:
Abigail Williams (with Molly)
Aaron Snyder (with Julie)
Faith Snyder (with Lily)
Natalie Snyder (with Lily)
Ethan Walsh Snyder (with Lily)
Now Sonny had/has six biological children (not counting the possibility of a Tom Pelphrey birthing) if you count miscarriages and such, so technically he's the winner. But as insensitive as this sounds, Holden's swimmers were strong enough to make it to the finish line so I crown him the winner.
(I'm also evil enough to include Holden's non-biological children -- Noelle & Luke -- because he's such a horndog like all the Snyder men that if he could have made them he would! LOL)
But Jamey's brilliant historical memory has correctly identified the Olympians. LOL
8 May 2008
6 weeks 2 days
GH's Sonny is the manslut of the year just like Nick on B&B and Y&R Victor.
siomonstuart2003
9 September 2008
17 hours 12 min
But Simon, if this were a contest about daytime's horniest men, it would be the entire Snyder male gene pool without a doubt.
Even little Ethan Snyder was getting curious yesterday and he's 4!
23 July 2008
13 weeks 3 days
C.C. Capwell makes everyone on this list look like impotent pansies!
And true about the Snyder men! They seem to pass women around like biscuits at Emma's breakfast table!
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
Hnmmm, I forgot about old Holden! My GAWD he has set the population of Oakdale to NEW heights!
First their was Aaron, the result of a teen tryst with his brother's girl, oh wait, even BEFORE Aaron there was Abigail, the result of an even EARLIER teen tryst with Molly (had his little nads even dropped???) Lily's son Luciano is of course biologically a Grimaldi, but Holden has raised him almost since birth. Then there is Faith and Hope and Love and Spirit and Moon Beam and Ethan and all of the other seventen children he shares with Lily. I guess she figured she'd better even up the playing field!
The late Hal Munson was no slacker either! There was Nikki, Jennifer (not really his, but he raised her), Adam (by his pal Margo), Will (by Barbara) and Parker (by Carly). He was also a father figure to Paul, until Paul schtupped his wife Emily.
Bob Hughes had Frannie and Sabrina, one by Kim, the other by Kim's sister Jennifer. Before them was Tom with Lisa. He later had Chris with Kim and helped raise Andy, Kim's son with John Dixon.
And we can't forget GL!
Buzz Cooper
Frank and Harley by Deanie
Lucy by some unknown woman
Coop and Rocky (not really his, but he adopted him) by Jenna
Alan
Philip, stolen at birth and switched with Alan's still born son with Elizabeth.
Amanda, thought she was his child, but as actually his father Brandon's.
Alan-Michael, with Ed's little sister Hope
Gus, with that nun lady.
Baby Gross-me-Out, with Philip's one true love Beth. Ewwww.
Philip
Lizzie by Beth
Zach by Harley
James by Beth
Emma by Olivia
B&B has :
Eric
Thorne, Kristen, Angela and Felicia by Stephanie
Ridge, really Massimo's but Eric raised him
Rick and Bridget by Brooke
and Ridge
Thomas, Steffi and Phoebe by Taylor
that dead kid by Morgan
RJ by Brooke
GH's Edward is pretty impressive
Tracy and Alan by Lila
Jimmy Lee by some woman, who knows?
Bradley Ward by Mary Mae
9 September 2008
17 hours 12 min
"Baby Gross-me-Out, with Philip's one true love Beth. Ewwww." Jesus Take the Wheel!!
27 December 2007
1 year 4 weeks
Sonny Sonny Sonny all the way!
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
Here's another gone but not forgotten contender, the late Mackenzie Cory from Another World!
Mac's kids were:
Iris, an illegitimate child he later adopted with his wife (scandalous!),
Sandy, another Bastard Out of Bay City,
Amanda, his only bio brat with beloved wife Rachel,
Paulina, yet ANOTHER too illegit to quit offspring,
Matthew, Rachel's you guessed it, illegitimate son with Mitch Blake, whom Mac adopted and
Jamie Frame, Rachel's oldest son who Mac was also like a father to.
Mac's arch nemesis Carl Hutchins also got a lot of gifts on father's day
His kids were:
Perry, who was killed accidently by Vicky Hudson
Ryan, ironically the love of Vicky's life
Cory and Elizabeth, the twins born to him by his one-time bitter foe Rachel. Now that's what I call mending fences!
And how's about a salute to a man who actually had all his kids by the same woman?
Tom Horton, this fertile doc fathered twins Tommy (father of Sandy) and Addie (mother of Ben, Hope and Julie), Bill (father of Mike, Jennifer and Lucas), Mickey (shooting blanks, but adopted Melissa and Sarah) and Marie (mother of Jessica, grandmother of Nick) all by his beloved wife Alice on Days of Our Lives. Alice told me to tell y'all its the donuts that keeps a man at home!
22 August 2008
2 years 9 weeks
LOL....TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
Last one from me, ATWT's John Dixon
Margo, illegitimate
Andy, with Kim
Dusty, his ward
Johnny, his late son with Barbara. I think I'm missing some...
28 June 2008
8 weeks 2 days
Jamey,
In the great words of Wayne and Garth...I'm not worthy!!!
23 July 2008
13 weeks 3 days
Luke, when is Who is the Human Incubator of Daytime coming? A poll that asks which woman of daytime has been knocked-up the most! LOL!
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
Oh wow, I forgot Shawn "Pop" Brady, who sired Roman, Kim and Kayla with Caroline, raised Bo and later adopted Frankie and Max.
Shawn's boy Roman does him proud too, Roman fathered Carrie by Anna, Eric and Sami with Marlena and Rex and Cassie by Kate. I guess old John's DiMera swmmers were to quick for Belle to be Roman's! Just the same because if Belle had been his, she couldn't be sailing around the world with her legs up over his nephew Shawn's shoulders...that is only allowed for ADOPTED kin like Uncle Max and Niece Stephanie!
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
Luke, when is Who is the Human Incubator of Daytime coming? A poll that asks which woman of daytime has been knocked-up the most! LOL
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Oh that's easy! Kate Roberts!!!
Billie and Austin by Curtis
Lucas by Bill Horton
Rex and Cassie by Roman.
Although Lily gives her quite the horse race
Luke by Damien
Faith, Love, Miracle, Patriotism and Chrysanthemum by Holden.
22 January 2008
4 hours 35 min
LOL....TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!!
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So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
16 August 2007
7 hours 44 min
Now how in the world could we forget Eric Forrester....lol
16 August 2007
7 hours 44 min
Oh we'll do a Human incubator poll....but just off the top of my head a woman will have to have given birth to at least four children to qualify....LMAO!!!!
14 November 2007
3 years 1 week
Hmmm... Johnny Ryan (Ryan's Hope) was pretty good:
Frank, Patrick, Mary, Kathleen and Siobhan. And he had a ONS (cheating on Maeve - HORROR!) that resulted in a son, Dakota